Drug dealer tells judge: "You dab it like Cam Newton."

[Cookie Lyon]

This is the drug dealer, Adam Robert Harris.

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The case started seemingly simply enough. Adam Robert Harris, 25, a chef from California visiting family in South Carolina, was caught in March in Clover with more than oregano. He had a kilogram of marijuana and almost half a kilo of hash oil. York County drug agents had heard about Harris’ selling dope, and then busted him in the act, 16th Circuit Assistant Solicitor Hannah Grove said.

Circuit Court Judge Dan Hall wanted an explanation of hash oil. Marijuana, sure, Hall had heard of that.

“What exactly is hash oil and how is it used?” Hall asked.

Grove the prosecutor shrugged.

So Harris broke out the Dab, right there in front of the judge.

He even said that using hash oil “dabs” are simple: “You dab it like Cam Newton.”

Hall was not amused. He did not dab.

“I doubt Cam Newton is dabbing hash oil after scoring a touchdown,” Hall told the chastened Harris.

Hall had heard and seen enough. Nobody else dared dab in his courtroom.

“Twelve months in the Department of Corrections,” the judge said.

Harris did not dab again as a burly jailer led him off to prison.

 Have fun in jail, Adam! Keep Cam's name out of your mouth!

http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/andrew-dys/article100688952.html

 

[Ivan The Awesome]

Why does it feel like Monday today?

[Floppin]

I love how they use the kilo measurements to subtly tie it to harder drug stigma. Nobody ships kilos of marijuana product in the US. Probably 2 lbs of weed and a lb of wax. A year of prison for that, what garbage.

[JJman Returns]

A year of prison for dabs yet you can rape someone and get 3 months. Imma just gonna leave it that. 

 

And fwiw, I'd of been laughing my ass off if I heard him say that, that judge is just a tightass, but that is their job. 

[truthjuice]

"You dab it like Cam Newton.." Haha. 

[jayflip]

14 minutes ago, Floppin said:

I love how they use the kilo measurements to subtly tie it to harder drug stigma. Nobody ships kilos of marijuana product in the US. Probably 2 lbs of weed and a lb of wax. A year of prison for that, what garbage.

It's ridiculous. The war on drugs is abysmal and a farce. Much like the war on Cam's head the Broncos started. fug em all. 

[Floppin]

For reference, my 3rd felony conviction for marijuana years ago -before I left it all behind- was for 3 lbs of weed, half a lb of hash and 17k in cash. I got two years of probation. I had more than this dude and didn't get prison time on my third conviction. This judge was just being a cocksucker.

[Chaos]

ESPN breaking: Cam Newton inspires new drug phenomenon

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[Cookie Lyon]

3 minutes ago, Chaos said:

ESPN breaking: Cam Newton inspires new drug phenomenon

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David Newton is probably writing an article about it right now.

[the butch]

I'm going to take a leap here and guess that he represented himself.

[SmokinwithWilly]

30 minutes ago, Floppin said:

For reference, my 3rd felony conviction for marijuana years ago -before I left it all behind- was for 3 lbs of weed, half a lb of hash and 17k in cash. I got two years of probation. I had more than this dude and didn't get prison time on my third conviction. This judge was just being a cocksucker.

Sounds like a pretty good 48 hour weekend bender. 17k might have been enough to keep you supplied in fruit loops. I prefer cinnamon toast crunch and captain  crunch, but ya know, pointy edges.

[RickyManningJr]

53 minutes ago, Ivan The Awesome said:

Why does it feel like Monday today?

It really does.

[Cookie Lyon]

56 minutes ago, Ivan The Awesome said:

Why does it feel like Monday today?

[Floppin]

5 minutes ago, Dick the Butcher said:

I'm going to take a leap here and guess that he represented himself.

This more than anything is why he went to prison honestly.