Best ESPN stat of all time? HAHA. ESPN literally made this up.

[nctarheel0619]

[KillerKat]

I am the first person in the entire universe to respond to this thread at 12:37 PM on 9/12/16.

[AceBoogie]

we lost

[nctarheel0619]

1 minute ago, AceBoogie said:

we lost

I am the first person to quote you in this thread.  #ESPNstatsbelike

[uncfan888]

Panthers are the first team to lose in Denver on a Thursday night after their QB takes 6 unpenalized shots to the head 

[bLACKpANTHER]

If you wana crown em, then crown his ass....

[Pejorative Miscreant]

41 minutes ago, KillerKat said:

I am the first person in the entire universe to respond to this thread at 12:37 PM on 9/12/16.

Pie to you sir.  This may or may not be the funniest stat ever recorded.  

[0115]

lol@espn trying to make media buzz

[TheRumGone]

 

[Bronn]

Cam Newton was the first QB to torch the Cardinals in the air in his first start, in a season opener, breaking the rookie passing record with 422 yards and 3 TDs, but still lose the game.

[Clicheking]

What a random/ wortless fuging stat......Espn wishing things into relevancy 

[Jangler]

I'm not the first person to not give a sh!t.

[RumHam]

THEY FORGOT TO ADD IN A NIGHT GAME ON SEPTEMBER 11TH UNDER THESE CERTAIN WEATHER CONDITIONS AND IN THIS SPECIFIC MOON PHASE. Christ I hate ESPN.