Deadspin: Why your Team Sucks - Carolina Panthers Edition

[L-TownCat]

Didn't even crack a smile.

[lightsout]

The criticisms are literally this

- Cam didn't dive for the fumble/bad SB game
- Bandwagon fans
- JR's statue
- Norman being let go
- Oher sucks (despite being more than serviceable last year)
- South Carolina (legitimate)


They mad.

[Chimera]

Don't be crybabies guys, they do these for all 32 teams and their only existence is to make people angry.

Uhhhhh people are complaining because this one isn't funny. The author doesn't really give a poo about the Panthers, so he just does low hanging fruit like the fumble. He doesn't hit hard like he does, say, the Packers (the author is a Vikings fan). Last year's was 80% "lol Jerry Richardson is old." The year before that was "lol Jerry Richardson is old and Steve Smith is gone."

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[Wundrbread33]

"The one time Cam didn’t recklessly jump headfirst into oncoming defenders was during a fumble in the Super Bowl, fuging bullshit."

~Joey

 

 

Yup.

[Donald LaFell]

Calling Charleston East San Francisco is hilarious 

[frash.exe]

"Greg Hardy raped and killed a girl in 1990." - Drew Magary

[Raskle]

That was too filled with pure vitriol to be anything close to funny. Not even sure where the hate comes from, but to thinly veil it as "satire" is just pathetic.

 

A sad, sad little person wrote that article. I will not be visiting that site again, if that's the best comedy they have to offer.

[ctrcat]

9 hours ago, frash.exe said:

"Greg Hardy raped and killed a girl in 1990." - Drew Magary

Jordan Gross-Hardy Jr is a great guy, very smart, gracious, and will be here for a very long time.  http://prod.video.panthers.clubs.nfl.com/CAR/audios/dct/video_audio/2013/12-December/131211_this_is_gross-hardy-74813.mp3

[J.Cage]

16 hours ago, thunderraiden said:

Honestly, why do people care about HB2 so much? Like I honestly want to know.

because its idiotic now it's idiotic and expensive 

[RealBitsOfPanther]

East San Fransico.... Lol. 

[Cat]

Yeah, I don't like jokes about my team, unless I'm making them.

 

fug those guys. 

[Apotheosis]

Honestly, why do people care about HB2 so much? Like I honestly want to know.

Because 99.9% of Americans have daily access to food.

[Ricky Spanish]

Last year's and the year before were much funnier. This seems to be more recycled jokes and less informed than in years past. Most people understood why Norman was released. Money. This guy treats Norman walking like we let Jesus go. The way in which he bitched about it wasn't even clever or funny. It sounded like something I would read on the Panther Facebook page.