Dearest SCP....

[Jangler]

1 minute ago, Billy Love said:

That's the biggest pond I've ever seen!!!

forced perspective

[ThPantherFan]

2 hours ago, Captain Morgan said:

 

not to mention Dex didn't start a gameday menu thread for the last ps game.....if that's not malfeasance in office, I don't know what is.

He knew we all had beer anyway.

[MtnJax]

10 hours ago, Bogart said:

He's the only reason I keep coming to this joint.  The man is a literary genius when he puts his butt on the bowl.

If SCP were a painter, he'd be the Picasso of Poops. Poocasso 

[SmokinwithWilly]

I googled that poo once. I spent 28 hours in emergency therapy and another 5 days trying to carve the image from my retinas using a toilet paper tube carved into the shape of a spork. Dark days. Dark days indeed.

[L-TownCat]

48 minutes ago, SmokinwithWilly said:

I googled that poo once. I spent 28 hours in emergency therapy and another 5 days trying to carve the image from my retinas using a toilet paper tube carved into the shape of a spork. Dark days. Dark days indeed.

Never ever...

Ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ever. Google that poo

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Season ain't real till the Smack Man sings.

[bandu]

he's hands down one of the greatest poo talkers ever...

float like a baby ruth and sting like a hemoroid...SCP!

[RoaringRiot]

We leave for Denver tomorrow. It's definitely time to turn the smack up a little whether it's SCP or someone else.

[OceanPanther]

17 hours ago, SCP said:

My current situation at 0414.


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I knew it had to be  SCP  on the coast ~ 34.2085° N, 77.7964° W  ~   when the rumors swelled ( along with the beer )  of a man fighting  sharks,  off the coast on a  paddle board  , with nothing but empty beer cans and he WON ..   No one knows the waters better than he. 

[wud35]

17 hours ago, SCP said:

My current situation at 0414.


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Is this really the ocean or did you just blow up the toilet? 

We need answers!!

[chknwing]

I looked back to see where SCP put Denver on notice for the superbowl.  I did not see one. :(

[CarolinaSamurai]

Dammit SCP get on that sh@t talking thread. 

[Cj72]

Please tell me scp at least has the helmet pointing the right way!!!!

[Jon Snow]

This is bad juju not having an @SCP smack thread before the game.   Getting a little antsy over here people.