Cam's reaction to Michael Phelps

[Montsta]

16 hours ago, Mother Grabber said:

you really need to change your user name to Gregs Left Nut

Somewhat off topic, but why is it the left nut that is always talked about? I feel like my whole life I've heard about left nuts. 

Like if nuts were in a movie like beaches the left one would be Bette Midler and the right one would be the no name chick dying of cancer. 

Kinda sad. 

Living life in my shadow....

Edit: But on second thought, I always hear "I'd give my left nut..." so maybe it's the left that is easily discarded? So maybe the left nut is Barbara Hershey and the right nut is actually the vivacious CC Bloom?

[Floppin]

10 minutes ago, Montsta said:

Somewhat off topic, but why is it the left nut that is always talked about? I feel like my whole life I've heard about left nuts. 

Like if nuts were in a movie like beaches the left one would be Bette Midler and the right one would be the no name chick dying of cancer. 

Kinda sad. 

Living life in my shadow....

Edit: But on second thought, I always hear "I'd give my left nut..." so maybe it's the left that is easily discarded? So maybe the left nut is Barbara Hershey and the right nut is actually the vivacious CC Bloom?

Only one testicle produces the majority of the time. It's the one that hangs lower, which is the left like 99% of the time. It's why if you lose it you only have like a 50/50 shot of the other nut actually kicking in and working.

[Montsta]

7 minutes ago, Floppin said:

Only one testicle produces the majority of the time. It's the one that hangs lower, which is the left like 99% of the time. It's why if you lose it you only have like a 50/50 shot of the other nut actually kicking in and working.

So if it's the left that produces 99% of the time, wouldn't it be the right that we should all be so willing to part with?

[Floppin]

1 minute ago, Montsta said:

So if it's the left that produces 99% of the time, wouldn't it be the right that we should all be so willing to part with?

The point is that you're giving up the more valuable of the two.

[Mother Grabber]

6 minutes ago, Montsta said:

Somewhat off topic, but why is it the left nut that is always talked about? I feel like my whole life I've heard about left nuts. 

Like if nuts were in a movie like beaches the left one would be Bette Midler and the right one would be the no name chick dying of cancer. 

Kinda sad. 

Living life in my shadow....

Edit: But on second thought, I always hear "I'd give my left nut..." so maybe it's the left that is easily discarded? So maybe the left nut is Barbara Hershey and the right nut is actually the vivacious CC Bloom?

the left one hangs lower, like Sophia Loren's giant ass boobs hang lower than Natalie Portman's, and are therefore superior in all ways.

[Montsta]

14 minutes ago, Floppin said:

The point is that you're giving up the more valuable of the two.

Ahhhhh wise man. Now it all makes sense. 

[Jon Snow]

Well this thread went sideways.  But at least it delivered.  10/10.

[Cj72]

Did I miss the memo that all threads are Greg Hardy threads now???

[top dawg]

And meanwhile, Phelps admitted on live TV last night that he talks to Ray Lewis. Well fancy that! Go figure! Oh my! Oh dear! 

Way to keep it in perspective, Mike! Don't believe da hype! 

[cardiackat88.]

All I could think of is asking "Do they wear all those bracelets during the game?"