ESPN the Body Issue

[BountyHunter]

Got my copy in the mail today.  Before you guys start flaming me for getting that rag, I get it as part of ESPN Insider.  ( I get it more out of curiosity rather than content)  My question is do you think any member of the panthers will ever be in it?  

I wonder if Cam would ever do it?  I could have seen Josh Norman doing it for sure but of course he's no longer here.  

I mean Von Miller is in it this year.  

Vince Wilfork is in it.  ( I suggest that you don't look at that on a full stomach) pun:)

I couldn't see Luke doing it although every female Panther fan would kill for a copy.

My list of guys that might do it:

Cam

Stewart

Kelvin Benjamin

Charles Johnson

KK ( if for no other reason but to show up Vince)

Star (on a dare from KK)

Tre Boston

Ron (because he kinda did it when he was with the bears and he'd want to show he's still got it)

[Ricky Spanish]

Bruh

[CRA]

[panthers55]

Haven't seen a copy and pretty sure I don't want to. So are the players buck nekked as an earlier article suggested or at least covered up strategically. I only ask because it seems strange for players who make millions to do hustler style spreads if they didn't need the money 

[L-TownCat]

 

[SCP]

Norwell and Trai in an ebony and ivory centerfold.

[iamcline]

1 hour ago, BountyHunter said:

( I get it more out of curiosity rather than content)

Don't be bashful. I get it for the content. I love looking at muscles I am too lazy to obtain plus butch women that require more than my measly salary and Honda Civic to impress.

[nctarheel0619]

42 minutes ago, Cracka McNasty said:

Bruh

Bruh, bruh.  

[BountyHunter]

9 minutes ago, iamcline said:

Don't be bashful. I get it for the content. I love looking at muscles I am too lazy to obtain plus butch women that require more than my measly salary and Honda Civic to impress.

I was referring to ESPN Insider.  The ESPN mag comes as part of the subscription.  You do know that it's kinda like SI in that it's one issue a year?  

You guys are too insecure and uptight.  

Wait until you get into your 60's and don't give a poo, like me.  Then you can appreciate the absurdity of it all.

[Mr. Scot]

24 minutes ago, SCP said:

Norwell and Trai in an ebony and ivory centerfold.

Mother of...ugh! Jeez, dude!

[My Goodness My Guinness]

1 hour ago, CRA said:

Thanks for the nightmares about world ending chickens

[CRA]

1 hour ago, 15 said:

what the fug

Exactly

[CRA]

7 minutes ago, Hammerin'Cameron34 said:

i dont get it

there is nothing to get.  You are suppose to say WTF.   So I replied WTF in gif form to OP.  

[PoundCat]

Call me when the Topcats do the Body Issue