SCP has some explaining to do....

[shaqattaq]

1 hour ago, SCP said:

All I am at liberty to share with you is that the samples were collected naturally. No probing or penetration was required.

That's what I said for my post-vasectomy checkup.

[MtnJax]

8 hours ago, SCP said:

All I am at liberty to share with you is that the samples were collected naturally. No probing or penetration was required.

but did you use metamucil or any other performance enhancers to produce the samples?

[The Lobo]

9 hours ago, Jeremy Igo said:

Went to Universal Studios yesterday with the family. Noticed something in the Spiderman ride within the Daily Bugle archives... 

 

SCP's fabled poops apparently have made their way into the Marvel Universe and have been tested for their power. I can't wait to see his costume. I bet I know what the color will be. 

Poop aside, best vacation I ever had was at Universal.

[cookinbrak]

8 hours ago, SCP said:

I wish. Unfortunately I am now forced to use this everyday for the rest of my life.

Not that there''s anything wrong with that.....

[R0CKnR0LLA]

20 hours ago, Hammerin'Cameron34 said:

Whats this anti-friction stuff for da fug

reducing friction

[ItsPantone278]

I always thought it was for S.hitC.alledP.oo

[SmokinwithWilly]

On 7/8/2016 at 6:09 AM, SCP said:

I wish. Unfortunately I am now forced to use this everyday for the rest of my life.

Don't use the powder in hot humid environments. You end up with pancake batter running out of your huddle approved cargo shorts.

[Crazydounut]

Nah I use this always 

[Snake]

On 7/8/2016 at 10:04 AM, RoaringRiot said:

I stick with this. It's a game changer.

I like how it's to the point. 

[Snake]

On 7/8/2016 at 5:55 PM, 15 said:

You aren't an original huddle member if you don't know what SCP use to stand for. 

Is that really something to be proud of though.

[jayflip]

On July 8, 2016 at 2:55 PM, 15 said:

You aren't an original huddle member if you don't know what SCP use to stand for. 

Silly Crew Phenomenon 

[Kevin Greene]

On 7/8/2016 at 2:55 PM, 15 said:

You aren't an original huddle member if you don't know what SCP use to stand for. 

If you're paying attention you might find the answer in this thread:

 

[jasonluckydog]

On 7/8/2016 at 10:04 AM, RoaringRiot said:

I stick with this. It's a game changer.

This is a true story, I came up with this product several years ago even the name. I went blabbering away about it on a message board and 6 months later it was being advertised on the same site I was at!! 

[YourMomsLover]

Salesman Carelessly Pooping