Main forum worthy burn courtesy Antonio Brown

[davos]

Friendly Holiday reminder:

 

[L-TownCat]

Cheeky bastard

[tiger7_88]

On the contrary, I encourage *all* Darwin Award candidates to do their very best!

[caatfan]

I'm happy that I've aged past most of my 'maybe this is a not a good idea' trials. I say most because I still give in to a dumb idea once in a while...but at least they don't involve the danger of losing body parts.

[motocross_cat]

People are alittle hard on ole JPP.

To be fair that could have happened to anyone.

[tiger7_88]

7 minutes ago, motocross_cat said:

People are alittle hard on ole JPP.

To be fair that could have happened to anyone.

Nah, bro. That's like saying shooting yourself could happen to anyone.

You give the device or substance the respect it deserves? It doesn't happen to you.

[osd22]

1 hour ago, motocross_cat said:

People are alittle hard on ole JPP.

To be fair that could have happened to anyone.

Really?! I totally count myself out here. How stupid can one adult be to hold and lighten fireworks in his hand. Geeez...

[motocross_cat]

You guys have never held a roman candle?  Or tossed an m 80?

Come on now.

[tiger7_88]

7 minutes ago, motocross_cat said:

You guys have never held a roman candle?  Or tossed an m 80?

Come on now.

His fingers didn't get blown off from a goddam roman candle... lol.

[PandaPancake]

I've thrown grenades and still have all my fingers. I've thrown grenades back and still have all my fingers. But alcohol was not a factor

[arbnranger]

22 hours ago, davos said:

Friendly Holiday reminder:

 

This applies to everyone. I don't think he was pointing a finger at JPP. 

[csx]

17 hours ago, tiger7_88 said:

His fingers didn't get blown off from a goddam roman candle... lol.

Actually the story is that it was a Roman Candle.

[shaqattaq]

19 hours ago, motocross_cat said:

You guys have never held a roman candle?  Or tossed an m 80?

Come on now.

Not as a grown-ass man.

[tiger7_88]

4 hours ago, csx said:

Actually the story is that it was a Roman Candle.

So he has brought suit against the fireworks manufacturer for a faulty product, right?

Because, last time I checked, roman candles aren't supposed to blow up in your hand.