Cam Commisions A Work of Art

[fieryprophet]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/look-cam-newton-commissions-a-custom-painting-of-king-midas/

[The Huddler]

Seriously thinkinking about getting a Cam tatoo on my ass. One tatoo will cover both cheeks. Itll be his superman celebration, but before he opens his chest. His hands will be on my crack, like hes about to open my cheeks. 

[rodeo]

the naval looks like a goldfish's mouth.

[tiger7_88]

Art is in the eye of the beholder, I reckon.

I think I used to be able to buy something like this on black velvet at the county fair back in the day.

[PhillyB]

dammit why didn't he ask me

[PoundCat]

9 hours ago, The Huddler said:

Seriously thinkinking about getting a Cam tatoo on my ass. One tatoo will cover both cheeks. Itll be his superman celebration, but before he opens his chest. His hands will be on my crack, like hes about to open my cheeks. 

So you have to get the superman logo tattooed on your actual azzhole....I hope your tattoo parlor has good ventilation. 

[The Huddler]

49 minutes ago, PoundCat said:

So you have to get the superman logo tattooed on your actual azzhole....I hope your tattoo parlor has good ventilation. 

As long as i stick to my usual diet of heavy beef and cheese it shouldnt be a problem. Plus i can provide natural ventilation. 

[SCP]

11 hours ago, The Huddler said:

Seriously thinkinking about getting a Cam tatoo on my ass. One tatoo will cover both cheeks. Itll be his superman celebration, but before he opens his chest. His hands will be on my crack, like hes about to open my cheeks. 

I pied this because this is my kind of humor. Well done.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

12 hours ago, The Huddler said:

Seriously thinkinking about getting a Cam tatoo on my ass. One tatoo will cover both cheeks. Itll be his superman celebration, but before he opens his chest. His hands will be on my crack, like hes about to open my cheeks. 

*kerplunk*

"and he's in for the touchdown"

[PoundCat]

45 minutes ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

*kerplunk*

"and he's in for the touchdown"

Would it look like the movie Alien, except it will be a brown baby alien bursting out of Cam's chest?

[top dawg]

Well, I see this has gone down the toilet.

[PoundCat]

What a crappy thing to say...

[jasonluckydog]

for a second I thought Cam painted this

[KushMcDieselson]

Someone please start a gofundme for this tattoo hahaha