The famous fart

[MountainHeel66]

The poo is getting deep in here

[L-TownCat]

1 hour ago, KillerKat said:

And people wonder why others think soccer is a pussy sport.

I've never wondered that, it's just a fact.

15 minutes ago, SCP said:

So would a queef get a red card?

No, it would be rewarded and celebrated like the rest of the vaginal excretions cobbled together and called "soccer".

[WilmyWood]

Best thread ever.

[motocross_cat]

I once farted so loud it woke me up from a nap.

 

Was the funniest thing ever.

[Bronn]

True story:

I once crop dusted my wife and a friend while we were walking through a mall. A teenage kid walked through the glorious cloud and caught a whiff... He exclaimed loudly, with a face like he had never experienced something so wretched before, that "someone is gonna die!"

It was one of my proudest moments.

As a follow up, we were headed to Miami with a couple friends of ours for a cruise. I had shared the previous story with them. Someone ripped one on the jetway as we were getting on the plane. It was terrible, and everyone was stuck there smelling it as we were waiting to get on the plane. Well, my buddy's wife exclaims loudly "someone's gonna die" in reference to the previous story. Not the best thing to say loudly as you are boarding a plane...






...but thankfully, nothing came of it.

[usmcpanthers]

sounds like the south park stick of truth game lol

[Chaos]

I thought for sure he was going to poo himself on the field. 

[The Huddler]

Soccer is so pussy and dainty, that you cant even fart on the field. 

[Jangler]

 

[Jangler]

 

[Ja Rhule]

I started a good thing.  You are welcome.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Many years ago I worked with a guy who was lactose intolerant. He could knock you over from 500 ft away. The interesting thing is he loved strawberry quick and it would absolutely obliterate his innards. So for good fun, every time we had a new guy on the job, I would bet him 50 bucks he couldn't ride back in the truck with the windows closed with our resident sewer with legs. I always kept a strawberry quick on ice for just such an occasion. 9 new guys, 4 puked, 4 hung their heads out the window, and one got out and called his wife to come get him. Ahhh good times. Easiest  $200 bucks I ever made, since we split the winnings 50/50.

Edit*** The other 50 bucks went to keeping a fresh quik on hand in case anyone wondered about the math.

[The Lobo]

14 hours ago, SCP said:

So would a queef get a red card?

Just sharted reading that. Also, I was mislead by this title, I thought this was going to either be about Jeff King pooping his pants, or Matt ryan pooping his pants...for Pete sakes he wears braided belts.

[shaqattaq]

So, by this logic, matty Ice should have received at least a 3 game suspension for crapping his pants, right?