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Should Dex be banned?


Jeremy Igo

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Article 8, code 44.8 of Southern Code and Ethics

-Beverage consumption
----Non-alcoholic beverages
------44.8: No Southerner shall ever partake in the drinking of tea with less than .5 cups of sugar. Any person(s) who do so shall be forced to drink Busch Light whilst listening to no less than 4 southern belles saying "bless your heart, honey" no less than 5 times. Any disdain held for tea (with or without sugar) shall be met with the punishment of being taken to Boston Harbor and told the history of The Great Tea Mixin' (otherwise known as The Boston Tea Party) to the tune of sad-sounding violins. Specifically mentioned shall be the sadness felt by the men and women who went without tea for months due to the protest over taxation.




Not only is it not southern, it's un-American.

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