The Black Luke Kuechly...

[Cookie Lyon]

Michael Irvin on Jaylon Smith

Quote

"I'm telling y'all right, I'm telling y'all right now, and I need all the people talking about this Jaylon Smith kid -- I'm gonna tell y'all right ... now. I kept his card; I got the card right here next to me. ... I'ma hold on to this card, and when I see this kid in Canton, Ohio, I'ma have him sign it for me. It was one of the greatest thrills of my career to sit and announce that pick, and when he made that pick, when he picked Smith, oh my God! Oh my God! I was off the wall, off the wall. ... I know he has adversity in front of him, but I know the kind of dude he is. He'll come back. ... The baddest man in the league right now, the baddest linebacker in the league right now, Luke Kuechly, I call Luke Kuechly 'the white Ray Lewis.' I said it myself, Jaylon Smith is gonna be the next 'black Luke Kuechly.' That's what we just got, you understand what I'm saying? ... This dude is bad, for real. This dude would've been a top-five pick also, had he not been hurt."

http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-cowboys/cowboys/2016/05/03/michael-irvin-raves-cowboys-draft-picking-elliott-best-team-jaylon-smith-next-black-luke-kuechly

[Jesse]

Cocaine's a helluva drug

[Cookie Lyon]

I can't stop laughing!

I'm reading Michael Irvin's quote in his voice.

[stirs]

J Smith would absolutely be good for the league.  Great kid, hope he recovers

[Cookie Lyon]

"It was one of the greatest thrills of my career to sit and announce that pick, and when he made that pick, when he picked Smith, oh my God! Oh my God! I was off the wall, off the wall. "

[Ricky Spanish]

So through the transitive property that would make Jaylon Smith the Black Ray Lewis then?

[caatfan]

Risky pick in the 2nd, since he tore both ACL AND LCL. And isn't he an OLB? Lewis and Luke were/are MLB'ers, last I checked.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

My math is rusty but I think transitive properties state that if Luke Kuechly who is white, is the next white Ray Lewis and Jaylon Smith, who is black, is the next black Luke Kuechly, then it stands to reason that Jaylon Smith is the next Ray Lewis.  

 

God, how I love the off season. 

[Gregg S]

Irvin hasn't been right in the head since he got it buried in the (then) Ericsson Stadium turf during the '96 playoffs.

[Cookie Lyon]

2 minutes ago, Pejorative Miscreant said:

My math is rusty but I think transitive properties state that if Luke Kuechly who is white, is the next white Ray Lewis and Jaylon Smith, who is black, is the next black Luke Kuechly, then it stands to reason that Jaylon Smith is the next Ray Lewis.  

 

God, how I love the off season. 

The off season is SO MUCH FUN!

[Jimmy]

Anyone else in their head read that in Michael Irvin's voice. 

[Cookie Lyon]

11 minutes ago, Jimmy said:

Anyone else in their head read that in Michael Irvin's voice. 

If they haven't already, they should try it.

[Daddy_Uncle]

You sure a 5 year old didn't say that? Jesus Christ

[motocross_cat]

Him going to dallas has nothing to do with this im sure...