transcendent josh norman quote sounds like it belongs in a screenplay with jack nicholson

[jayflip]

5 hours ago, Mother Grabber said:

hey, we can say "whore" again!

But can we say snatch?

(We can!!!!)

He snatched the ball out of the air. 

We snatched the CBs up in the draft. 

Snatch is an entertaining movie. 

Josh Norman shoulda kicked Odell in the snatch. 

[caatfan]

1 hour ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

he has a future as a commentator

Smitty maybe, but I'd bet against Josh. He looks a lot better playing on camera than talking.

 

1 hour ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

or writing sports op-ed pieces

After the bologna comment, I'd have to say maybe so. That's pretty original.

[Bartin]

You want me on that corner. You need me on that corner.

[PanthersBigD]

5 hours ago, Ivan The Awesome said:

I don't know, Odell might prefer his sausage.  

I was thinking that Odell would prefer hiding it, to outright stealing it...

[Cat]

Dude worked his ass off and proved a lot of people wrong. Nothing but love for him.

[ickmule]

Bye. Have fun in DC. Lived there for 38 years. Place blows 

[Newtcase]

There's a whole lot of guys in the NFL apparently trying to steal each others bologna without trying to decapitate them in the process.  

I think an even deeper discussion is why bologna is spelled bologna, should be baloney.

[d-dave]

I hate that things didn't work out for him here.  But man, the DC media is going to love Josh!  I wish him the best of luck, except against us! 

[Mojo]

Will always love that guy.  Always.

[dpm0409]

5 hours ago, Newtcase said:

There's a whole lot of guys in the NFL apparently trying to steal each others bologna without trying to decapitate them in the process.  

I think an even deeper discussion is why bologna is spelled bologna, should be baloney.

[Ivan The Awesome]

THIS THREAD IS NOT DILDUHS! 

[Vagrant]

Man. It sure does sting that we didn't offer him something fair to stay. Love Josh. $11 million wasn't remotely approaching market value as we saw. We let a guy who wanted to be a part of this, and was a big part last year, walk out the door for free.

Gettleman, you better know what you're doing. For as much credit as I give you for what you've done here, this season is the most important in franchise history. It better be a good one, or you'll need every terrible towel in the stadium to wipe the egg from your face.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

17 hours ago, O-Ther said:

Josh uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore

leave Panthro out of this

[TalonNC]

and in other news: Deangleo Williams tweets some 1st grade opinion..