LOL The Inability to Cook is a Red Flag for Drafting Eli Apple

[DelhommesTheMan]

Apple shoudn't be passed over because he can't cook, he should be passed over because he's afraid of contact, and is a horrific tackler.  He's lucky he can cover because he has some serious parts of his game to improve if he's going to be successful in the NFL.

[shaqattaq]

13 hours ago, tiger7_88 said:

I don't know if you young people know this, but Lawrence Taylor was pretty good. :P

Sure he was mentioned at the beginning of Blindside.

[Moose Hoover]

I had a third round grade on my creamy chicken ramen skills...

[Mr. Scot]

College male who can't cook? Yeah, there's a shock.

I had a college buddy who stuck a frozen pizza in the oven with the plastic still on it.

Me and my friends made the local Domino's franchise owner rich.

[heel31ok]

 

t he draft here yet. jeebus christ.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000656383/article/unnamed-scout-eli-apples-inability-to-cook-is-red-flag

"I worry about him because of off-the-field issues," said an unnamed scout. "The kid has no life skills. At all. Can't cook. Just a baby. He's not first round for me. He scares me to death."

Cant Tackle...more a concern

[ENC Pantherfan]

According to my wife I can't cook either 

[bleys]

 

I've reached the end point of this, and thinking about becoming gay so I don't have to deal with

So you just jump straight to being gay?  You could date older women....  Maybe cooking isn't the rub..

[Mr. Scot]

 

According to my wife I can't cook either 

Certain people have told me I can't cook, but that's only because they've tried to eat something I made.

I choose not to believe them...

 

 

...though admittedly I don't eat my own cooking.

[Shufdog]

 

I don't know about you guys, but dating young females is a absolute joke in terms of cooking. Nope of these ladies know how to cook at all. Plus utlra basic car maintenance, ie checking oil..... " what's that?!?!?!, there's a stick in car...ewwwww!!!"

The only thing these young females are good at is starting at their phones. I've reached the end point of this, and thinking about becoming gay so I don't have to deal with.

 

Please no one ruin my future plan and reveal that gays stare at their phones like zombies too.......

[tiger7_88]

 

Considering football players at big time programs are fed 3 times a day during the season and 1-2 times a day almost year round I can see why some don't know how to cook. 

Team meals and team dorms have gone the way of the dodo due to the NCAA.

Players are now either put in dorms with the general student population (most freshman do this) and provided the same type of meal plans available to the general population or they are provided a stipend for food/rent and do it all on their own (more likely to be upper classmen).

Auburn built a "Wellness Kitchen" that is available to the general student population but (and they won't tell you this outright) it was designed specifically to provide the nutrition that the student-athletes required.  But you can eat their using your scholarship-provided student meal plan or pay for it out-of-pocket (i.e. use your stipend money).

[luke nukem]

If Eli Apple fell to 30th I would be pretty excited, he wont though.