Because the game is not played in underwear...

[Jeremy Igo]

Honestly if I have to choose between Hillary or Trump, my write in nomination is obvious. 

 

[TheWiz]

Deez Nuts for Vice President! 

[motocross_cat]

Yep, on the basis of him giving every greedy politician the axe and bringing in more reasonable contributers.

Get it? 

[Jangler]

I watch a few games in my underwear tho.

[Toker Smurf]

So, wait, are you saying they don't wear underwear under their uniforms?

[ecu88]

2 hours ago, TheWiz said:

Deez Nuts for Vice President! 

Vermin Supreme as a good alternate

[top dawg]

If the game was played in underwear, it would damned near be unwatchable unless you're a Roman, a woman, or swing a different way. Just the linemen alone would be somewhat repulsive.

[MountainHeel66]

It would explain Matt Ryan's butt stain better though.

[OldNorthPowell]

Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for a magician. Even though Gettleman tried to cover it up earlier by saying "there is no magic here, no pixie dust". We all know there is Gettleman and we have proof. Gettleman for president 2016. Make America Hate The Panthers Again.

[t96]

I was going to write in Bill Cosby if it was just those two, but now you've given me a better option.

[SCP]

I'm writing him in that's for damn sure. The other two options are borderline insane.

[frash.exe]

#get America out of cap hell

[MrBubba]

Say again

[Riverboat Ron]

1 minute ago, MrBubba said:

Say again

Imagine Vince Wilfork in ill fitting lingerie.