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In other Saints news: Drew Brees is the face of a $719 million pyramid scheme


Ricky Spanish

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I swear I get invited to all of this crap. I used to be a door to door insurance salesman (Combined Insurance of America....another scam!) so I can smell them coming a mile away.

Advocare? check.

Mona Vie $40 a bottle acai berry juice? check.

Primerica? check. (The wife REALLY wanted to give them two grand to join. Hells to the no)

Church Directory scam? check.

Time shares? too many to count.

I must look like a moron for all of them to continue to bother me. Thankfully the insurance gig was terrible enough to strengthen my resolve. Never. Again.

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47 minutes ago, jayflip said:

When I was in property management, one of my residents took me to dinner to talk business. 

I knew it was either gonna be a pyramid scheme or I was gonna get date raped. I live life on the wild side and went to dinner for the absurdity of it all. 

When we were at the bar, the dude said, "drinks are on me. It's great being your own boss. I can write this off." He then paid for the beers with a visa gift card. 

I listened to his terrible presentation and feigned interest as much as I could. When his gift card was declined, I paid for the drinks and dinner and laughed so hard on the inside. 

He was trying to recruit me into selling an amazing pen that fugs with your center of gravity and some stupid poo. 

10/10 I would do it again. 

When I first moved to FL the guy across the hall from me in my apartment complex was a pyramid scheme guy for all natural supplements. I wasn't around much because I was either traveling for work or out trying to get laid but every time I saw him he was talking that poo up.  He even had some of his cult sumbitches come over and try to sell me one time. Freaks.

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Pampered Chef, Thirty One,  Advocare, etc.  Log onto Facebook and it will probably take 1 hr before a friend starts posting about a hosting party, a great deal or how awesome it is to own your own business...

reason 42 Why Facebook Stinks

 

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