Official Huddle 2016 Cargo Short Pledge

[Kevin Greene]

3 hours ago, SixMileDrive said:

 

I stand corrected, that kid would look awesome in skinny jeans.

 

 

[Floppin]

I have a whole section of my closet for cargo shorts. I also wear flops literally year round down here in Wilmington.

I'm from Boone but have lived on the coast the last 5 years. The locals give me weird looks when I walk around with a jacket and flops in the winter, but I give no fugs.

[davideinstein]

I don't like the puffy cargo pants but I go hiking with the lady/dogs on Sunday mornings and wear cargos for sure. So I'll pledge.

[OceanPanther]

On ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016 at 10:19 PM, SCP said:

I'm on OG Wilmington bro that used to close down the Mad Monk and Red Dogs. I was Wilmington before people knew about Wilmington.  I've surfed every square inch of beach from Masonboro to Topsail.  Cast netted Banks Channel and dodged shrimp boats on a Sunfish sailing out of Masonboro Inlet at 14. I ate at J Michaels Phily Deli back when it was clean.  I'm cargo shorts til death.

 I grew up on Wrightsville Bch,, I'm 63 , before Red Dogs was Red Dogs it was Hugo's and before that it was Adams Drug Store,, I don't recall when phily deli was clean, but I will take your word that it was.  I don't wear cargo shorts,, board shorts yes,, Sanuks on my feet,, we can spot those in cargo shorts as not being from around here.  Things are different on the coast. And I think you know that  ,, I still have my sunfish..

[OceanPanther]

 double post 

[SCP]

2 hours ago, OceanPanther said:

 I grew up on Wrightsville Bch,, I'm 63 , before Red Dogs was Red Dogs it was Hugo's and before that it was Adams Drug Store,, I don't recall when phily deli was clean, but I will take your word that it was.  I don't wear cargo shorts,, board shorts yes,, Sanuks on my feet,, we can spot those in cargo shorts as not being from around here.  Things are different on the coast. And I think you know that  ,, I still have my sunfish..

Phily Deli was clean on July 21,1986.  I remember it like it was yesterday.

[CRA]

On ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016 at 6:22 PM, acaffey said:

I'm in a fraternity and I don't wear cargo shorts - but I don't hate on people that do.  Why can't all Panther fans respect one another regardless of short type?  I respect Cam no matter what he wears.  

Bruh, let me break it down for you.

1. Real men wear cargo shorts

2. Then you can level up and do cargo freaking pants

3.  After that, you basically have the meaning of life figured out and can wear fox tails and really crazy poo and are at swag level 100

 

This was Cam years ago...clearly already a cargo short man, who upgraded to cargo pants b/c he was a badass.....and finally transformed into Superman who could now wear Umbros and flip flops and socks if he wanted to.  Swag.

but it all starts with the cargo short.  

 

[CRA]

On March 11, 2016 at 1:07 PM, SixMileDrive said:

You poor misguided souls. I mean it's one (totally understandable) thing to not keep up with the latest fashion trends, but cargo shorts were cool for a couple years about two decades ago. This guy (former CEO of A&F) was the guy pushing that trend. 

So this is what you look like when wearing cargo shorts, not like Leo. Or maybe like this.

LMFAO.  

bruh, cargos originated in this county by badasses fighting in World War II.  Not Abercrombie. 

You know who hated cargos? Hitler

[SCP]

@CRA just ended this argument 

[Scrumtrilescent]

[MV%doe]

Serious question , when did a group of people start labeling cargo shorts as UN-cool?

Late 90s? 2001? 2005? 2008? 2013?

[CarolinaJami']

Wait, there are other shorts besides Cargo shorts?

[Argus Plexus]

My name is Argus Plexus and I endorse this pledge, because we need better places to put our giant phones.

[uncfan888]

Pulled out a pair this morning that I hadn't worn since last year..  Found Twenty bucks in the pocket. 

That's what cargo shorts do for people who believe in them