Official Huddle 2016 Cargo Short Pledge

[Jase]

17 hours ago, Chaos said:

For those that admonish us with cargo shorts as tacky or no longer en vogue, and to the hipsters that post among us, just know that all trends are cyclical, and cargos were so awesome they are already on the comeback. 

We are the real hipsters bros...let that sink in. 

Now for the real debate: button-down or velcro pocket flaps?  Or just pink flaps? 

 

no self-respecting man over the age of 4 should wear velcro...

[SCP]

17 minutes ago, Jase said:

no self-respecting man over the age of 4 should wear velcro...

Velcro is the Matt Ryan of fastening options.

[Jase]

5 minutes ago, SCP said:

Velcro is the Matt Ryan of fastening options.

Like velcro, matt ryan is soft on one side, and irritating on the other.

[Kevin Greene]

23 minutes ago, Jase said:

no self-respecting man over the age of 4 should wear velcro...

 

6 minutes ago, SCP said:

Velcro is the Matt Ryan of fastening options.

Meh I like velcro on the lower thigh pockets on my Cargos, gives quick easy access and closure to whatever goodies you might have in those pockets. pita to close the button version. Although this is a mute point me thinks, haven't seen velcro thigh pocketed Cargos in many a moon.

[Daddy_Uncle]

I wear skin tight cut off jorts that dont come near my knees. Deal with it. Real men are comfortable enough with their manhood they dont have to wear certain things to prove it

[L-TownCat]

Cargo sweats FTW!!!!

[Chaos]

4 hours ago, Kevin Greene said:

 

Meh I like velcro on the lower thigh pockets on my Cargos, gives quick easy access and closure to whatever goodies you might have in those pockets. pita to close the button version. Although this is a mute point me thinks, haven't seen velcro thigh pocketed Cargos in many a moon.

Which perfectly illustrates that the cargos I wear have aged like a fine wine.  Not thread bare, but well broken in. 

[CashNewton22]

20 hours ago, SCP said:

I'm on OG Wilmington bro that used to close down the Mad Monk and Red Dogs. I was Wilmington before people knew about Wilmington.  I've surfed every square inch of beach from Masonboro to Topsail.  Cast netted Banks Channel and dodged shrimp boats on a Sunfish sailing out of Masonboro Inlet at 14. I ate at J Michaels Phily Deli back when it was clean.  I'm cargo shorts til death.

Nothing but respect my brother. I feel like every one has their own swag and if your swag is cargos, rock them. It's not my swag but I've got no judgement on any ones fashion attire....unless they're wearing Saints or Redskins gear. Then I'll judge you.

[acaffey]

I'm in a fraternity and I don't wear cargo shorts - but I don't hate on people that do.  Why can't all Panther fans respect one another regardless of short type?  I respect Cam no matter what he wears.  

[SmokinwithWilly]

Low cut shirts, some big man boobies, and 4 kegs of beer might help with that...

[ncdrifter]

On 3/7/2016 at 6:57 AM, Jeremy Igo said:

I hereby declare that whenever possible I will wear cargo short pants, the most perfect and pristine garment available to real men, during the year of our Lord 2016. 

By doing so, I acknowledge that real men of substance and sexual prowess need pockets to keep necessities like knives, dip, fishing lures, throwing stars, and the phone numbers of adoring ladies hoping for our attention. 

 

In short... 

 

This...

 

Not this....

 

 

 

 

[ncdrifter]

Whatever happened to your Feet Gloves? I thought you thought that they were the  " the cats ass".

[acaffey]

1 hour ago, 15 said:

so if me and boys who are ugly af roll up to one of your frats with 5 dudes and no girls, will you let us in if we're all in panther gear?

I don't want to argue over the thread, but yes, of course.  Drinking beer with Panthers' fans trumps short preference.  

[SixMileDrive]

You poor misguided souls. I mean it's one (totally understandable) thing to not keep up with the latest fashion trends, but cargo shorts were cool for a couple years about two decades ago. This guy (former CEO of A&F) was the guy pushing that trend. 

So this is what you look like when wearing cargo shorts, not like Leo. Or maybe like this.