Delete me

[Mother Grabber]

I thought the thread title was a request to have his account removed.  So, here's some side boob

[Ace Deadbolt]

Q: What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: It's driving me nuts!

[Red Zone]

Why did the toilet paper roll down down the hill?

 

 

 

 

 

To get to the BOTTOM.

We got the side boob pic earlier. If I knew how to do it, I would attach a nice rear end shot.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

18 minutes ago, Red Zone said:

Why did the toilet paper roll down down the hill?

 

 

 

 

 

To get to the BOTTOM.

We got the side boob pic earlier. If I knew how to do it, I would attach a nice rear end shot.

say no more my man

[PizzaTheHutt]

(stole this from Gilbert Gottfried) 

A man walks into a bank, goes up to the teller and says "hey I wanna open a f*cking bank account"

she says "excuse me?"

he says "I said I want to open a f*cking bank account"

she says "I'm sorry sir but I don't approve of that language!"

he says "What? All I want to do is open a f*cking bank account!"

Let me get the manager!

(manager walks over) "Excuse me sir, is there a problem here?"

"Yeah all I want to do is open a f*cking bank account for five hundred thousand dollars"

manager says "Oh and this c**t is giving you problems?" 

[Leeroy Jenkins PhD]

A little girl and her mother are riding together on the highway.

Suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and flops against their windshield. 

The little girl, startled, yells "Mommy! What was that?!!"

The mother, not wanting to explain sex toys to her young daughter replies " Oh nothing hunny, it was just a bug"



The girl sits quietly for a few minutes..... then says  "It sure had a big dick"

[Jangler]

Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd floats by.

The turd yells to the bananas "Hey guys, come on in, the water feels great.

One banana looks at the other and says, "Do you believe that sh!t?"

[Cary Kollins]

what do you call a fish with no "eyes"?

 

 

 

 

 

fssshhhhhhh

[Cary Kollins]

what kind of bee makes milk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

a booby

[Jangler]

What do rappers use in their laundry?

 

Bleeee-otch!

[Leeroy Jenkins PhD]

Why does snoop carry an umbrella?

 

Fo drizzle

[PandaPancake]

9 minutes ago, Jangler said:

What do rappers use in their laundry?

 

Bleeee-otch!

I'm sending Lil Dicky after you.

[Jangler]

What did the leper tell the prostitute?

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can keep the tip.

[iamhubby1]

My wife loves to talk to me during sex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last night she called me from a hotel.