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Taking a longterm girlfriend to a strip club?

CamMoon

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I've had a very, very rough month or so,(Started on Feb 7th) and would like to turn up this weekend. A few friends invited me to a local strip joint, but I know if I go alone there will be an argument upon my arrival back home. So, I invited her, and she agreed. Now, we have a pretty stable relationship, but I feel like this was a mistake. Anybody ever taken their wife/gf to the strip club and it not gone terribly wrong?

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6 hours ago, 15 said:

on my 18th bday, my girlfriend took me and all our friends from college to the nearest strip club which was in the middle of bumfug santa maria CA. we get there and sit front row and begin watching all the talent, of course the strippers immediately start approaching us asking if we want a dance. for the record, my girlfriend was totally cool with me celebrating my 18th with a lap dance, which is why we are now married with a kid. I don't think she was expecting this to happen though.

this super hot blonde stripper with glasses named Gabriella came up and started asking if I wanted a dance, I looked at my girl and she gave me the nod, so she took me back to the private room. things immediately started turning into more than a topless lap dance. she was kissing my neck and biting my ear and saying super raunchy poo. there was suppose to be no touching or anything but she was guiding my hands elsewhere. the dance ended and I was a smitten 18 year old boy.

I head back to our seats up front and told everyone that things got a little intense, girlfriend was not very pleased with what she heard but shrugged it off. right then, the announcer calls up Gabriella to do her routine on stage. she starts stripping and what not and then fugging crawls over to me, takes her panties off, and then slides closer to me and puts her legs over my shoulders, grabs the back of my head and thrusts her vag (pink flaps) into my face like 3-4 times in a row. then just slides away while im left speechless and my girlfriend is looking at me with that "what the fug" face you would expect. 

safe to say we left after that. I did however return with my best friend a few months later to give him his first exprience. this took a lot of begging and promising of course. lone and behold Gabriella was there that night trying to convince me to have another dance, luckily my friend took her off my hands and ended up having his first stripper crush.

That's what usually happens after the back room.  When they do their dance, they'll give you some attention in front of everyone.  Sounds like a chill wife though. :thumbs up:

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Sounds like a bad idea with no win in the end. Either the GF gets pissed, or your friends will be for bringing your girl. And you'll either be so worried about what you do, you won't have any fun or you'll have so much fun, your girl will be packing her bags by the next afternoon -- just about as long as it takes her to call a friend or two for advice.

Go take your girl out and spend the money on her somewhere nice instead, if you want to keep the relationship.

Otherwise the first time you put a dollar in a g-string, the clock on when she cuts ya loose starts ticking. A strip club is the most predatory place a man can go. Either you get strung along there for as much money as they can get out of drunk, horny you, or you come home afterwards smelling of stripper spray and you get your relationship ended.

There's a reason those places are mainly haunted and supported by lonely dudes with nothing to show for it.

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There used to be a strip club in Greenville, SC that had a SIN night (Service Industry Night) every Tuesday. If you worked in the Service Industry, you got in free and they had 1.00 liquor drinks and 1.00 bud light. It was cheap watered down house liquor, but it was 1.00 a drink. For $20 you could get pretty hammered even with it being watered down. There were 4 of us that used to go every Tuesday and get a table. We started out buying 20 drinks at a time and covering the table until the Manager told us we could only get 2 drinks apiece at one time. The strippers used to get so pissed off, because we never got any dances. Except for one night.

We were drinking extra heavy that night, and ended up getting a couple of table dances, and a couple of my friends took girls in the back room for dances. I had this one dancer who came up and sat down in my lap. Nothing unusual about this, but when I told her I did not want a dance, she said that's OK, this one is free. She then straddled me and about half way through the song, she laid her head on my shoulder and passed the fug out. My friends were all getting dances in the back, and were gone for two songs. i could not get anyone's attention, and could not wake her up. I could feel her breathing, so at least she was not dead. Finally after about 10 minutes, my friends came back out and got a bouncer to pick her up and carry her to the dressing room. The other strippers said she had been on a drug binge for about 2 days, and came crashing down in the middle of my free lap dance.

And before you say anything, I tried to move her, but she had pulled me to the front edge of the chair, and I could not get any leverage to lift her off of me. I was literaly trapped in a chair by a comotose stripper.

this is relevant because one of my friends had brought his GF, and was in the back with her while she got a private dance from a stripper. 

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My wife and I have been to clubs a few times since before we were married. It's no issue and, as a matter of fact, I think she kind of digs the attention. She did a few wet t-shirt things during her college days back in the 80's long before we met. 

I think a female's reaction to the strip club scene is totally relative to your behavior while you're there. Start slobbering and acting like a 13-year old with your first boner, then you're gonna have problems. Act like an adult, be able to carry on a conversation and socialize rather than just sit there with your chin on the floor gawking at the flesh and you'll be fine. 

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3 hours ago, Anybodyhome said:

My wife and I have been to clubs a few times since before we were married. It's no issue and, as a matter of fact, I think she kind of digs the attention. She did a few wet t-shirt things during her college days back in the 80's long before we met. 

I think a female's reaction to the strip club scene is totally relative to your behavior while you're there. Start slobbering and acting like a 13-year old with your first boner, then you're gonna have problems. Act like an adult, be able to carry on a conversation and socialize rather than just sit there with your chin on the floor gawking at the flesh and you'll be fine. 

Ahh. Such fine lines that must not be crossed. I think we're going, but without any friends. If you never hear from me again its because she fuging killed me. Don't let her get away with it

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6 hours ago, sharkkiller said:

There used to be a strip club in Greenville, SC that had a SIN night (Service Industry Night) every Tuesday. If you worked in the Service Industry, you got in free and they had 1.00 liquor drinks and 1.00 bud light. It was cheap watered down house liquor, but it was 1.00 a drink. For $20 you could get pretty hammered even with it being watered down. There were 4 of us that used to go every Tuesday and get a table. We started out buying 20 drinks at a time and covering the table until the Manager told us we could only get 2 drinks apiece at one time. The strippers used to get so pissed off, because we never got any dances. Except for one night.

We were drinking extra heavy that night, and ended up getting a couple of table dances, and a couple of my friends took girls in the back room for dances. I had this one dancer who came up and sat down in my lap. Nothing unusual about this, but when I told her I did not want a dance, she said that's OK, this one is free. She then straddled me and about half way through the song, she laid her head on my shoulder and passed the fug out. My friends were all getting dances in the back, and were gone for two songs. i could not get anyone's attention, and could not wake her up. I could feel her breathing, so at least she was not dead. Finally after about 10 minutes, my friends came back out and got a bouncer to pick her up and carry her to the dressing room. The other strippers said she had been on a drug binge for about 2 days, and came crashing down in the middle of my free lap dance.

And before you say anything, I tried to move her, but she had pulled me to the front edge of the chair, and I could not get any leverage to lift her off of me. I was literaly trapped in a chair by a comotose stripper.

this is relevant because one of my friends had brought his GF, and was in the back with her while she got a private dance from a stripper. 

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