Saints fan Dat Alice keyboard vomits his cowish opinion

[PhillyB]

Got a message in my Facebook inbox the morning after the super bowl. I was groggy and hung over, so I didn't read it. I stayed in bed until 2pm watching reruns of The Office and trying to bleed off the depression. Finally, a few hours after Oscar came out as gay and Karen started getting the hots for Jim, I was still morose but actually functional enough to clean the hotel room and pack to leave. I also finally checked my messages.

 

 

If you don't know about Dat Alice, read this post in the Huddle Wiki. Nearly four years after getting his poo pushed in over the Saints* bounty scandal, he has yet to get over the personal and emotional trauma suffered at the hands of the Huddle's finest.

But in the end, Dat Alice loses. Dat Alice loses for three reasons:

1) He's documented to be fat and materialistic and therefore lonely

2) Cam Newton came out today and said he's a sore loser, and then proceeded to state that if you can show him a good loser, he'll show you a loser. That's a quote from Vince Motherfuging Lombardi. I got chills when I read that poo. I've been in a weird state of trepidation and pit-gutted doubt for the past 36 hours, unsure about everything. But when Cam said that it all disappeared. It took me 36 hours, but everything I feel for this team and see in its future came rushing back through my veins and into my heart. We're gonna win the division next year (AGAIN) and then we're gonna take another crack at the playoffs.

3) I had the most fun this season I've ever had in my entire life. Seriously, the last six months have centered around Panthers football. I've had more drunken bar revelries, hysterical group photos post-win, spat more fingernails, lost my voice more times, witnessed more historic moments, made more new friends, forged more new traditions than any year in the past. I wanted to win, and nothing replaces that, but god damn if the memories of this season don't come close. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Thanks to everyone who could be a part of it.

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[PhillyB]

oh, and as a consolation prize, my best-selling book about the Panthers' historic season is free on Amazon for the next five days starting tomorrow. you can download it to any device, including your computer or smartphone.

i only ask that you leave a written review after you read it. it'll help me out.

Fifteen and 1: An Unofficial and Unfiltered History of Professional Football in Carolina

 

[The_Light_Brigade]

I think I speak for everyone when I say, fug that guy. 

[SurvivalSloth]

Well said! Between Cam basically telling people to eff off and Gettleman talk about the off season, the depression is fading fast and I'm getting pumped for 2016 again.

Fug Alice and the Saints. We're going for the 4-peat! #KingsOfTheSouth

[TheRed]

Honestly, I wouldn't even give this dude the satisfaction of too much attention.

We know how he is, dude uploads pictures of his calves to other men on the internet for some warped form of validation. What more needs to be said, lol.

[Nate Dogg]

Lmao the saints aren't even relevant. This dude must be one miserable fug. I was in the same state as you yesterday except mine lasted until about 5:00pm. I didn't even see the sun yesterday.

[ThPantherFan]

5 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

oh, and as a consolation prize, my best-selling book about the Panthers' historic season is free on Amazon for the next five days. you can download it to any device, including your computer or smartphone.

i only ask that you leave a written review after you read it. it'll help me out.

Fifteen and 1: An Unofficial and Unfiltered History of Professional Football in Carolina

 

After I PAID for the book.  You still hung over?

[pepaw]

You all jelly. 

[PhillyB]

3 minutes ago, TheRed said:

Honestly, I wouldn't even give this dude the satisfaction of too much attention.

We know how he is, dude uploads pictures of his calves to other men on the internet for some warped form of validation. What more needs to be said, lol.

this is about us, not him. he is just the vehicle

[PhillyB]

oops, free book promotion starts tonight at midnight. amazon scrogged up, not me.

[Seltzer]

Saints have slipped back into their normal irrelevant state.  Sean "Vicodin" Payton and Stainface are happy collecting fat paychecks.  All is right in the world.

[PhillyB]

2 hours ago, Nate Dogg said:

Lmao the saints aren't even relevant. This dude must be one miserable fug. I was in the same state as you yesterday except mine lasted until about 5:00pm. I didn't even see the sun yesterday.

i only snapped out of it because i had to... i was still in a poo state the rest of the day. i've had a migraine that didn't go away until about an hour ago. i spent last night just quietly playing with my kid and resuming a few projects that i've set aside for the past month during all this.

i didn't truly begin to feel better until i saw cam's lombardi quote. that was a little shot in the arm for me

[crushcard1976]

http://saintsreport.com/forums/f2/captain-obvious-why-did-you-want-carolina-lose-352280/  Reasons saints wanted us to lose the Super Bowl

[Mr. Scot]

2 hours ago, The_Light_Brigade said:

I think I speak for everyone when I say, fug that guy. 

I think I speak for everyone when I say, not even at gunpoint.