Tales from the stadium

[Matt Foley]

Friend of mine works with a lot of the stadium people but attends the games as a fan, except for this last one. Here are some of her observations about visiting Eagles fans...too funny...

"I was asked to work in the 'holding cell' at the game. Every time they'd bring someone in to be arrested or ejected, all I kept hearing was "Why can't I do it?? "We can do it in Philly." "We can do it it Philly." "We can do it in Philly." I heard it countless times.

At the beginning of the fourth quarter, one of the cops brought a guy in, his face painted a bright green and white, and as he was walking by me, the cop glanced at me and said, "Put this down as 'Indecent Exposure and Public Urination' and yeah, we know ---- you can do it in Philly!" Sure enough, that's what he did. This guy (from some town called Washington, PA) exposed himself, which of course disgusted the fans in front of him, so he sprayed them.

They brought in two women who were fighting over one man, and I'm no prude, and I'm pretty old, but I've never heard such insults about body parts in my life. Then, in fury, they started yelling their comparisons about the guy, and what he could and couldn't do, and I was never so glad to see the cop intervene.

A couple was brought in after the wife decided she wanted to have a cigarette in her seat. When the husband told her she couldn't smoke in that part of the stadium, one word led to another, and she slapped him. He hit her back (her nose) and they started a real fight, falling over onto the people in front of them. As they were being taken out, the wife shouted, "Hey, idiot -remember last night? That was my last time in your bed." He smiled and yelled, "AAH!! I KNEW something good was going to happen at this game !" True love. Can't beat it.

[rayzor]

and they were ejected for that?

buncha prudes.....

[Khyber53]

Yankees...

[FLpanfan]

You're allowed to flash your junk and piss all over people in Phili? :confused:

[Eaglesfreak]

Yes, but what are you are withholding is all of the panthers fans that were escorted out. I counted 4 in just my section. One for throwing beer bottles and another for smoking, and a kid for underage drinking. It happens both ways.

[rayzor]

You're allowed to flash your junk and piss all over people in Phili? :confused:

apparently it's what all the big market teams are doing.

i hear they hand out batteries at the gate.

[rayzor]

Yes, but what are you are withholding is all of the panthers fans that were escorted out. I counted 4 in just my section. One for throwing beer bottles and another for smoking, and a kid for underage drinking. It happens both ways.

you're delusional. panther fans don't get escorted out.

ever.

[Eaglesfreak]

you're delusional. panther fans don't get escorted out.

ever.

Well they did.

[rayzor]

Well they did.

ask anyone around here. it never happens. you must have been tripping.

next thing you'll be saying is that someone got escorted out for standing up and cheering too much.

[DrunkenCat]

you're delusional. panther fans don't get escorted out.

ever.

Really. We walked out on our own free will at halftime.

[Eaglesfreak]

ask anyone around here. it never happens. you must have been tripping.

next thing you'll be saying is that someone got escorted out for standing up and cheering too much.

Um no, you ask anyone who was in section 508,509,and 510. Where you even at the game? Or where you watching it in your trailer park in spartanburg?

[killerangels]

They have trailler parks in Philly, except they are known as row houses or tenemant houses. Rats and roaches are the primary inhabitants, that and real ugly women.:incazzato:

[rayzor]

Um no, you ask anyone who was in section 508,509,and 510. Where you even at the game? Or where you watching it in your trailer park in spartanburg?

lol...you're making that stuff up. come on. admit it.

[PanthaSan]

They have trailler parks in Philly, except they are known as row houses or tenemant houses. Rats and roaches are the primary inhabitants, that and real ugly women.:incazzato:

You forgot about teh Crackheads...