My CEO is Cooler Than Yours

[TNPanther]

I live in Atlanta...and work for a company that sponsors the Falcons and the GA Dome. 

 

 

I couldn't even get approved for a vacation day.

[cgarsmoker]

32 minutes ago, L-TownCat said:

Good! I can do better all by myself...

hello?  anybody?

now I'm sad

I'll work for you under the following conditions:

1. I don't have to lift anything over 3 pounds.

2.  You don't have high expectations on getting any real work out of me.

3.  I get to use your personal bathroom.  

When can I start?

[TheJason]

1 hour ago, Montsta said:

I told my boss I was taking a personal day. He was cool with it. 

Told my boss only if they lose will I need to be off, and I'd be working drunk when we win.

[Mr. Scot]

1 hour ago, TNPanther said:

I live in Atlanta...

I think I found the source of your problem.

[Neylus]

I put in for it back in September ;-)

[cvlngnir]

1 hour ago, cgarsmoker said:

I'll work for you under the following conditions:

1. I don't have to lift anything over 3 pounds.

2.  You don't have high expectations on getting any real work out of me.

3.  I get to use your personal bathroom.  

When can I start?

He didn't mention anything about being paid. Could be a good hire.

[Dunzo]

On 2/1/2016 at 2:33 PM, cgarsmoker said:

I'll work for you under the following conditions:

1. I don't have to lift anything over 3 pounds.

2.  You don't have high expectations on getting any real work out of me.

3.  I get to use your personal bathroom.  

When can I start?

Hire this man as an unpaid intern.  Good resume builder

[the butch]

That's awesome! But we talkin bout Duke Energy or BrewPublik?

[Dunzo]

B2R Finance

[csuncc1989]

suh dude

[Ace_Aladdin]

On February 1, 2016 at 1:45 PM, Montsta said:

I told my boss I was taking a personal day. He was cool with it. 

I get the weekends off. PRO BOSS

[BIGH2001]

I won't be working Monday