Brian Urlacher....he mad

[caatfan]

30 minutes ago, pepaw said:

Fun fact, Urlacher nearly got the sh1t beat out of him by Bas Rutten.

Now that, is fuging hilarious, and says a lot about Urlacher. 

[Growl]

I'm not overly fond of manchildren jumping over the pile and trying to injure players in a tantrum but I guess we don't always get what we want.

[cgarsmoker]

Good grief.....why can't we simply let people be themselves?  Cam is busting the mold of what people want and think a QB should be.  It's so tiresome and overplayed.  I'm a 44 year old man and if somebody was telling me I need to be like somebody else, I'd tell them to go fug themselves so I'll say it for Cam.  Hey Brian, go fug yourself.  

 

[Cookie Lyon]

Since he wants Cam Newton to act like Peyton Manning, does he want him to pull his pants down and sit on a female trainers face as well?

[ThPantherFan]

1 hour ago, ItsNotGonnaBeAlright said:

How does he feel about defensive players celebrating?

Nut up and shut up, Urlacher.

I'm sure if you look at his game tapes he has done some celebrating himself. 

[ThPantherFan]

1 hour ago, shaqattaq said:

 

Brian's hating because his best dance move is "the sprinkler"!

I knew someone would come up with his celebrating style.

[cgarsmoker]

3 minutes ago, Cookie Lyon said:

Since he wants Cam Newton to act like Peyton Manning, does he want him to pull his pants down and sit on a female trainers face as well?

Don't act like you wouldn't volunteer to be the trainer if Cam was planning on making it happen.  LOL

[Sapper]

Urlacher was completely forgotten about when Luke was drafted.

[Raskle]

7 minutes ago, Cookie Lyon said:

Since he wants Cam Newton to act like Peyton Manning, does he want him to pull his pants down and sit on a female trainers face as well?

Wait.. what? How did I miss this one? Would you please elaborate on this Cookie? I'm dying to know (and laugh at Urlacher)

[Cookie Lyon]

2 minutes ago, cgarsmoker said:

Don't act like you wouldn't volunteer to be the trainer if Cam was planning on making it happen.  LOL

Nah, I love Cam, but I'm not letting him put his ass on my face. 

[cgarsmoker]

1 minute ago, Cookie Lyon said:

Nah, I love Cam, but I'm not letting him put his ass on my face. 

I was just kidding with you Cookie.  I hope you know that, my apologies if you didn't.  

[Cookie Lyon]

6 minutes ago, Raskle said:

Wait.. what? How did I miss this one? Would you please elaborate on this Cookie? I'm dying to know (and laugh at Urlacher)

You never heard about Peyton Manning sexually assaulting a female trainer in college?

There is a lot of information about it on the internet. If Cam did this, it would be talked about nonstop just like with the laptop incident that people won't let go of.

[Raskle]

Just now, Cookie Lyon said:

You never heard about Peyton Manning's sexually assaulting a female trainer in college?

There is a lot of information about it on the internet. If Cam did this, it would be talked about nonstop just like with the laptop incident that people won't let go. 

Oh, I'm sorry. My apologies, I misread your post, and for some reason, equated it to Urlacher doing the deed.

 

I can only blame it on trying to work and Huddle at the same time, but that's a poor excuse for my being a dumbass there. Thanks for setting me straight!

[Cookie Lyon]

1 minute ago, Raskle said:

Oh, I'm sorry. My apologies, I misread your post, and for some reason, equated it to Urlacher doing the deed.

 

I can only blame it on trying to work and Huddle at the same time, but that's a poor excuse for my being a dumbass there. Thanks for setting me straight!

LOL! No need to apologize. It's all good!