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Well, this escalated quickly...


Jeremy Igo

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To whom it may concern,

Carson Palmer, you don't know me, but I have some things I must get off my chest.  I was watching the playoff game between your Arizona Cardinals and the Green Bay Packers last weekend with my son, and when the game ended, I felt like my son was confused.  "What's the matter?" I asked him.  He looked at me and asked "How old is that man daddy?  That was the first playoff game he ever won?"  Needless to say, I was startled.  How could I explain to a six year old that a man 30 years his senior had never even won a Wild Card game?  I stammered briefly, and directed him to look at the ceiling fan while I collected my thoughts.  Should I blame it on the Heisman Curse?  His time in Cincinnati?  The lack of weapons?  None of those things seemed to suffice.  I looked at my boy, head cocked upright, watching the blades whirl, and I felt ashamed.  How could I explain to my son that the media's sudden hard-on for such an astoundingly unproven quarterback?  Several days later, and my son still wont look me in the eye.  He's still staring at the fan.

Sincerley,

A Concerned Fan

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8 minutes ago, Black said:

To whom it may concern,

Carson Palmer, you don't know me, but I have some things I must get off my chest.  I was watching the playoff game between your Arizona Cardinals and the Green Bay Packers last weekend with my son, and when the game ended, I felt like my son was confused.  "What's the matter?" I asked him.  He looked at me and asked "How old is that man daddy?  That was the first playoff game he ever won?"  Needless to say, I was startled.  How could I explain to a six year old that a man 30 years his senior had never even won a Wild Card game?  I stammered briefly, and directed him to look at the ceiling fan while I collected my thoughts.  Should I blame it on the Heisman Curse?  His time in Cincinnati?  The lack of weapons?  None of those things seemed to suffice.  I looked at my boy, head cocked upright, watching the blades whirl, and I felt ashamed.  How could I explain to my son that the media's sudden hard-on for such an astoundingly unproven quarterback?  Several days later, and my son still wont look me in the eye.  He's still staring at the fan.

Sincerley,

A Concerned Fan

I'm amazed that a ceiling fan wrote this with no hands. 

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2 hours ago, Kuhndog94 said:

I'm going to be the level-headed one and say don't get too butthurt. That whole publication is a fuging joke. I doubt it's an accurate representation of your average Cardinals fan. BUT if it is, fug em.

When there are so few to begin with, opinions like this shift the median.

just as an aside,

I wager that NC residents average more teeth per capita than Arizona.

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Oh. I see nothing wrong with this.

Its seems all in fun.

However, I will say this:

1) Why worry about the division, when  you get to play Carolina?

2) Wouldn't it be more difficult for teams in the division to have winning records, when the Panthers went 7-1 in it?

Of course, logic didn't factor into any of this. Lol

 

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1 hour ago, Goldy said:

I can't believe how butthurt you guys are, attacking an entire state, the Cardinals, and their fans, over the words of some unknown writer from an unknown paper.

 

And yes, I registered here just to say that. Haha.

Hahahahahaha. Good one

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40 minutes ago, CatMan72 said:

We're gonna kick their ass and send them back to that poo hole desert.

Top reason to hate the Cardinals? They suck. A century in the league and nothing to show for it, what a fuging embarassment.

I hope we snap Carson Palmer in half.

And, history-be-damned, how does a football team end up named the Cardinals anyway?  I get the Eagles, the Falcons, the Seahawks.  Those are all birds of prey -- tough predatory animals.  But the Cardinals?  Is there a lamer team name in the NFL?

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5 minutes ago, Even Janitor said:

And, history-be-damned, how does a football team end up named the Cardinals anyway?  I get the Eagles, the Falcons, the Seahawks.  Those are all birds of prey -- tough predatory animals.  But the Cardinals?  Is there a lamer team name in the NFL?

 

 

 

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