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O HAY WE WON. sweet jeebus so drunk why are you fugs pissing blood?

PhillyB

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HEY! quit your god damn pissing, jessus. the seahawks were the hottest team coming into these playoffs. we beat them badly enough to stand the second quarter 31-NOTHING like it was a goddamn cupcake contest. we munched those goddamn cupcakes. unfortunately myself, @Cary Kollins, @Jimmy, @SmittySmittyBangBang, and a couple of others dedicated one 2oz. shot of jack daniels per touchdown, so by the 2nd quarter and steak time we were basically drunk as fuuuuuuuck.

 

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but hey despite all the bullshit and hemorrhaging second-half defense WE PULLED OUT A MOTHERfugING WIN and now we're going to the GOD DAMN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. stuff a goddamn pinch of that bullshit in your fuging meerschaum half-bent and smoke that bitch into the january sky.

in fact, we did. along with a drunken run with cigars and a random-ass bottle of champaign thrown into the win along with a damn pizza. this entire season (and football in general) has always been about having a god domn butt fuging load of FUN and this season has been exactly that. so don't be so god damn serious and jus enjoy the fact that we won the god damn football game and we're going to the NF CHAMPTIONSHIP GAME next week. fug everything else.

 

DAB ON THEM FOLKS

 

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I feel exactly the same way. I'm alone in a bar that jut had 50 panthers fans in it. We should be ecstatic. But instead I see nothing but salt. Fug you guys. I was confident going in and got shellacked for it. Fug that. We are gonna destroy the cards 

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2 minutes ago, ThPantherFan said:

I had a hard rootbeer.  Don't ever buy hard rootbeer.  My son brought them.  Thank goodness for the Gentleman Jack that covered that awful taste up.  You had fun, didn't you?

not your daddys rootbeer? i actually like that poo. i had my first one ever during luke's pick-six against dallas so i have a fondness for it like forever

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