Seahawks @ Panthers Primer

[stankowalski]

15 minutes ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

I don't know.  We have one big one that distracts most of my attention.  

What banners do you have?

Your team won 1 super bowl in 40 years...gratz.  When the Panthers win their first super bowl in their 20th year, how many 12 man towels will it take to dry your tears?

[lightsout]

2 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

Panhandlers are 1-9 in games below freezing.  Mentally weak.  Physically weak.  Do you really want to go there?

 

We can go there, because I'm not the one finding excuses. We lost to Atlanta, fair and square. Got destroyed by Julio for the first time in the past 4 meetings. We have 15 other games that we won though, including one where our offense, which wasnt as good then as it is now, drove up and down the field on your defense almost at will for large parts of the game.

Your team is not as good as you think it is. You'll know that soon enough.

 

 

[Burnout189]

I think I just found this guy's picture....

[MadHatter]

33 minutes ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

sigggghhhh...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osprey

Dear God....you TRULY are one IQ point above sitting in the corner eating paste and drooling all over yourself.  I would say you were a complete disappointment to your family.  However, after reading your continuously moronic ramblings, I am betting your family tree is a damn broomstick.

[YourMomsLover]

2 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

C'mon man.  My handle is arguable more relatable to your team than the name Richardson gave it.  All you guys do is cry, and all this begging for validity you whiners do can get quite nauseating.  Cryonlina panhandlers - crying beggars

What do panthers have to do with Carolina?!?!?!  You should really change your name to my handle.

 

Your mascot catches god damn fish for fugs sake. Lol 

There are Ospreys on the coast of every continent besides Antarctica. Hell even North and South Carolina. 

[UpstatePanther]

1 hour ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

Jaguarundi don't count.  If you want to adopt cougars as your mascot instead of black panthers then maybe you should change your mascot colours then.  But we all know how you folk like to talk yourselves up, and it seems fitting that you'd need to adopt some cryptid, embellishment of a creature to make you feel tough about yourselves.  Do you guys walk around the hood in black colors too? 

Cryptid? Wow.... cus it's impossible that a mountain lion would inherit a recessive gene that increased melanin in its coat. Yes I can use big words too. Jaguarundi are native to Florida and I know this you jackass. Gtfo with your arrogant ignorance.

For the record, my grandmother has seen a whole family of black mountain lions, mama and cubs. I'm gonna believe her over some Seahawk troll that will be gone from this board by Monday no matter the outcome of the game. 

Bye Felicia...

[YourMomsLover]

What do the Bengals have to do with Ohio anyway? There aren't tigers in Ohio!"

What fuging difference does it make? 

[aussiePanther]

8 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

Uhhh...not true.  You're 1-4 vs. the DVOA champs.  We were DVOA champs from 2012 - 2015

Don't count the game that happened last week, but will use games from last four years.

What sort of trophies do they give you for being DVOA champs?

6 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

sigggghhhh...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osprey

I'll call your link (which made the point you were trying to refute) and raise you with this link about the relationship between Panthers and Jaguars:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther

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A black panther is the melanistic color variant of any Panthera species. Black panthers in Asia and Africa are leopards (Panthera pardus) and black panthers in the Americas are black jaguars (Panthera onca).^[1]

So... 0-2 for you which judging from the quality of your posting must be par for the course in your shitty life.

[MitchConner]

9 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

You guys are really bad at this trash talk.  I guess its tough to do when you've got little material and no legit history to back it up.

Other teams are more fun than this.

History?  You guys just noticed you had an NFL team in your town like 3 years ago.

[UpstatePanther]

46 minutes ago, aussiePanther said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther

Damn... this is a jaguar, and you can't even tell the thing has spots (it came directly from that link):

Also, damn @Cryolinapanhandlers. @aussiePanther schooled you and he isn't even from the USA. 

[Randolph Panther]

Dude was probably nursing his mothers tit at age 7.

[aussiePanther]

12 minutes ago, UpstatePanther said:

Damn... this is a jaguar, and you can't even tell the thing has spots (it came directly from that link):

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Also, damn @Cryolinapanhandlers. @aussiePanther schooled you and he isn't even from the USA. 

Nah that's a Panther.

It's just that it's part of the Jaguar species (Panthera onca). Which amusingly, is part of the Panthera genus (basically all the big cats).

 

Also, you may note there are some people who claim there are Panthers in Australia too, sadly everyone I've heard claim that generally sound and look like the History Channels "Aliens" guy.

[UpstatePanther]

18 minutes ago, aussiePanther said:

Nah that's a Panther.

It's just that it's part of the Jaguar species (Panthera onca). Which amusingly, is part of the Panthera genus (basically all the big cats).

 

Also, you may note there are some people who claim there are Panthers in Australia too, sadly everyone I've heard claim that generally sound and look like the History Channels "Aliens" guy.

Haha I hear you. Here, they normally are wearing a plaid shirt with overalls and bare feet. But there's a reason for that. Only the most back-country people would be able to see such an animal, since we've pushed their habitat back this past century

[CPantherKing]

12 hours ago, Cryolinapanhandlers said:

And btw you were 30 seconds away from being 0-5

Seahawks: 5 road games less than 25 points scored. Only scored 23 points at home against the Panthers D.

Panthers: 0 home games scoring less than 24 points. 7 home games with 27 or more points scored. Scored 27 points on the Seahawks on the road. Panthers D #1 in scoring percentage per drive at home, and #1 in turnover percentage per drive at home. The Panthers defense has a 1:1 ratio in turnovers to scores (2:1 turnovers to touchdowns) at home. The Panthers defense at home has given up an average of 10 points going into the 4th quarter. In the last 3 home games the Panthers have given up an average of 9 points per game. The defense has not allowed a team to score more than 16 points headed into the 4th quarter. The Panthers have blown out teams in their house every week this season to where they are so far ahead half way through the 3rd quarter that the coaches start running clock and playing a shell defense to allow the underneath plays in bounds to have the offense run the clock.

The Seahawks MUST have more than 16 points going into the 4th quarter to be successful on the road. Good luck with that in Charlotte. Go look at the Seahawks offense in the Rams game on the road. That is what you can expect. The Seahawks are going to need to score 21+ points in the 4th quarter to have a shot at beating the Panthers in their house.

The Seahawks are still the ones with the pressure on them as defending champions. You could see that on their faces in the Vikings game - especially when the Vikings gave them a gift. The Panthers have nothing to lose as no one expected them to be where they are now, and they will play with abandon to avenge the playoff loss to the Seahawks. The Seahawks have everything to lose as the pressure from the beginning of the season, the desperate play to get into the playoffs with help as they have been dethroned by the Cardinals, and the losing performance in the divisional game has shown to the world. The story of the Seahawks window closing and changes being made to the team is being written before your eyes this season.

The Panthers must beat the Seahawks to prove they are the best and they will Sunday.

Everyone can smell the fear of the Seahawks organization and faithful with the end in sight. The champions have fallen and a new era of domination in the NFC is taking hold. You had a taste of it early in the season. Now you will see how dominating the Panthers have become as they bury teams on the way to the Super Bowl.

Coupled with the national media doubters and disrespect of a 15-1 team in favor of the team of "destiny" the Seahawks are walking into a buzz saw in Charlotte.