DVOA...should we be afraid?

[ctrcat]

Bunch of nerds.  They also geek out about SPARQ scores when evaluating talent, while we have a man in the big chair uttering phrases such as "Hog Mollies", "football isn't played in underweah", and "tag your fanny".

[Cary Kollins]

Gettleman puts DVOA in his cereal and eats that poo for breakfast.

[SCP]

To Gettleman DVOA is an acronym for Drink Vodka On Airplane

[Jase]

Contrary to popular belief, they don't actually play games in the playoffs. The players stand around on the sidelines while the statisticians tally the collective DVOA and determine the winner.

[heelinfine]

If they like stats so much? How do you think they'd feel if you let them know that other than Zona their 8-2 amazing run came against teams that defenses ranked in the bottom half of the league? Against some QBs that shouldn't be starting in the NFL. So bring that poo to BOA and maybe that DVOA can give the Seahawks a little comfort on their defeated flight back to Seattle.

[GRWatcher]

The only stat that matters is W&L. So here's that breakdown:

Seahawks        10 W 6 L

Panthers          15 W 1 L

Relax, we got this.

[Jangler]

1 hour ago, iamhubby1 said:

Well, if PU ain't scared. Then neither am I.

Be careful, Wednesday just started.

[PhillyB]

2 hours ago, nationsford said:

nice quote...

here's a better version

 

[Sapper]

I must have been wired out when this self-anointed 'DVOA Super Bowl' occurred since I do not recollect any text-alerts, scroll alerts, presidential addresses, etc...

I probably would have poo my pants and had a grand mal seizure in retrospect though, that kind of intimidation is otherworldly.

[UpstatePanther]

3 hours ago, stankowalski said:

So...be afraid?

Be very afraid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least the Seahawks should be... we're looking to bring the pain:

[uncfan888]

[bigskypanthersguy]

3 hours ago, 332nd said:

Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

This needs to be a quote in a video by one of the YT crowd around here.  

[SurvivalSloth]

DVOAhkiin?

[Quinning]

10 hours ago, stankowalski said:

Been reading a lot over at seahawks.net and apparently Seattle is the best team in the league (according to DVOA).  

Should we even play this game?  Is it worth it?  I mean maybe we should just forfeit so we have no terrible injuries or something and try again next year I don't know.  

Somebody hold me.

Yeah the Seattle fans out here love to throw the be all end all DVOA out there as they crown themselves champs.

As I said in my introductory post I moved out here in 2011 but didn't become a 2012th man... always will bleed the red and black.

Please Carolina... beat this team.  Their arrogant fans are stinking up the entire PNW.