sooo where is SCP's smack thread?

[PhillyB]

10 minutes ago, Kevin Greene said:

I am confident you are capable of ghost writing SCP a scathing Tampa Bay ballock bashing.

no way

[Kevin Greene]

OK then:

[pstall]

He was riding a mint green Vespa he stole from a hipster in Charleston and was driving to Charlotte, guided by a bright star and the taillights of a 1984 white Fiero with a faded Dukakis bumper sticker.

He was bringing with him Golden Ale from only the finest breweries and dap cloth for the newborn son.

[UpstatePanther]

9 hours ago, uncfan888 said:

Just talked to SCP.  He said to say..  

Tampa.  MRSA. Pirates are a dumb mascot and those cannons are stupid

There's your smack, PhillyB 

#SourcesCloseToTheSituation

[Jangler]

I saw a black cat this week, if that helps.

[Darth Biscuit]

Has anyone tweeted him about this?
 

[jackson113]

50 minutes ago, Jangler said:

I saw a black cat this week, if that helps.

Was it fugging....I sure hope so..

[ThPantherFan]

Oh NOOOOO!  We will lose.