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sooo where is SCP's smack thread?


PhillyB

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@SCP ! SCP! SCP! SCP! SCP! SCP!

 

SQUAT if you have to!! There's even video to help .........................

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/toilet-squat-video_n_7511706.html

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Sitting creates a difficult angle for your waste to travel through, because the puborectalis muscle chokes the rectum, the video says. That apparently makes you strain and increases pressure on your abdomen.

 

Squatting is the more natural position, and the stopwatch proves it, too, according to the clip. Business Insider cited a 2003 Israeli study in which squatters evacuated their bowels in 51 seconds, while those who sat on a high toilet did it in 130 seconds.

 

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5 minutes ago, RoaringRiot said:

SCP is like J-Stew to me......give the man a rest this week and have him ready for the playoffs.

And shame on you @PhillyB for saying we won't need him until September. I'm going to let that slide. 

 

23 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

we need four more of these bad boys out of you and then you're off the hook til september.

 

 

i think i did the math right ;)

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24 minutes ago, Kevin Greene said:

Didn't SCP mention he was on vacation?

Get a grip people.

scp i threw the snorkeling gear in the closet and wrote some bullshit about the panthers with star wars references while i was on vacation. throw your kids a deck of skip bo cards and tell them to entertain themselves while you take care of your real priorities and entertain us 

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12 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

scp i threw the snorkeling gear in the closet and wrote some bullshit about the panthers with star wars references while i was on vacation. throw your kids a deck of skip bo cards and tell them to entertain themselves while you take care of your real priorities and entertain us 

I am confident you are capable of ghost writing SCP a scathing Tampa Bay ballock bashing.

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