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Once Upon A time It is What is was... Until Cam Newton Came Along...


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About six years ago... i was dating this crazy chick who had remarkable sex but serious insecurity issues.... There was one thing about her i miss though... SHE WAS RUTHLESSLY COMPETITIVE.  At the time i was going through some TOUGH financial Times... ( Got wiped out in 2008 and lost close to $ 1 mill and $5 mill a year contract for 5 years ) .. she didn't give a poo. As far as she was concerned - she was not going to feed on excuses and she had no shoulder to cry on.  She didn't have time for bullshit and me sitting there and crying about the big banks and wall street and the fact that my credit was nothing short of Swiss Cheeze..... I believe i will fully recover this year ( 2016 ) although we broke up... i still remember that quality about her. 

Cam came to us at a time when we used to believe that it was okay to win 3 games in every quarter and shoot for maybe 11 - 5 at least or maybe 10 - 6... even 9 - 7 used to be acceptable.. i mean we can hope that our hopes stay alive and we can keep feeding the ball to Smitty and somehow magically waltz to the Super Bowl.. because you know Carolina was special and Bojangles was Da Bomb... Turns out there were other teams out there that not only had the toughness but the talent to match. Remember the Ray Lewis Ravens and Peyton before he's started shooting HGH ( I actually buy that story) , Remember San Diego Chargers had 4 stringers that could go against Carolina's First team and win... yeah - lets focus on loosing at least 1 game every quarter and well be fine. 

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Then this happened to us... and here we are 14 - 1 and we feel like its the end of the world... as far as we are concerned... 21 - 0 is the only thing thats acceptable in Panther land... This whole talk of we needed a loss is nothing but bullshit... we expect to Keep winning again without a single loss until next years playoffs. 

Thats what a Franchise quarterback who's getting $100 Mill plus is supposed to do for you... Just Bring a winning attitude to everything he touches including the Fanbase... 

Thank you Cam... Forgive us when we talked poo about you having the Towel on your head...  

And no we didn't need to loose to focus... but ill accept that was a VERY VERY mentally draining week after we did what we do best.. DESTROY opponents on the field and mentally after we leave. Giants just kept the noise rolling with their amplified NY media house social media poo... and they kept coming and coming until before the game started.. plus congrats on hopefully the factyoure a dad or maybe not... but who cares. 

 

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I loved watching Arizona play yesterday and just DECIMATE Greenbay... and of course watch Seattle come back to earth.. when facing Monsters who are ready to FEAST. 

What most people don't quite understand is that Stewart was in street clothes on the sidelines and he could have played yesterday , Funchess needs to make those Grabs... that poo won't fly in the playoffs : I believe i saw Norwood out there in special teams which is a Very very Good sign. Poor Norman had to behave yesterday because the whole of america was waiting for him to just sneeze so ya. 

Mc Dermott and Ron will cook something special up and we have a BYE : if you think Cam will bring that sort of Noise back to the playoffs... he will throw DARTS SO HARD That the receiver will gain an extra 10 YAC just to slow down the ball. 

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1 minute ago, propagandamachine said:

I loved watching Arizona play yesterday and just DECIMATE Greenbay... and of course watch Seattle come back to earth.. when facing Monsters who are ready to FEAST. 

What most people don't quite understand is that Stewart was in street clothes on the sidelines and he could have played yesterday , Funchess needs to make those Grabs... that poo won't fly in the playoffs : I believe i saw Norwood out there in special teams which is a Very very Good sign. Poor Norman had to behave yesterday because the whole of america was waiting for him to just sneeze so ya. 

Mc Dermott and Ron will cook something special up and we have a BYE : if you think Cam will bring that sort of Noise back to the playoffs... he will throw DARTS SO HARD That the receiver will gain an extra 10 YAC just to slow down the ball. 

I'd like to see Cam throw it into Brady's ass in the Super Bowl

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Best pussy EVER.. Caribbean blood... Speaks French ( Bought me 100 books so that we could Converse: Cant stand french people though ) ... Going for a PHD in Chemistry plus an MBA because she was gangsta... failed every class and wanted to Get Engaged and get married at the same time... while juggling all the above. SERIOUS DADDY ISSUES... when she crashed she would being the whole world down with her... COMPLETE total BLACKHOLE depression.. i said f#$ck that. Gee where have we seen that before -

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It's so true though...dude has the swag of a winner, brings a winning confidence and character, and has an incredible will to win.

Even when he loses, like yesterday, he didn't walk away from that game without making plays that had you saying "damn...he's here to win and nothing less"

Dude bull rushed through 4 defenders to gain 5 extra yards and walked away from the play with a bloody ear. He's not fuging around. He wants to be worth that damn contract.

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Well she's going to be getting into the Biotech Job market... you know the one that China has completely taken away since we DONT PRODUCE poo and Obama just signed the TIPP which is ... i don't even know where to begin. 

Unless you're inheriting Wealth... the good old days of walking into a $100k job are gone...im saying this knowing that i am hiring App designers for $5 bucks an hr... I'm talking HIGH END engineers who just handle everything i need complete with uploading apps to app stores and helping me promote them. I aim to clear a couple of Mill this year... thats why i love this f#$cking country. This is in every sector of the nation apart from Defense. Last time i checked... high speed traders are using Lasers to trade now instead of SLOW fiber optic lines... yep. 

Although ill say this with a lot of pain... to all the small businesses out there who just got CRUSHEd in 2008... and with that i mean family members who put together their savings to open that small business and hope that guy who owns a 20 Cab's guy (That would have been me) brings as much business to my door as possible only to watch our wealth Evaporate - hang in there : brush yourself off and lets get back to business. There are close to 280 million americans who need our services and are willing to bet on us and you can see that spirit on everything from companies like #uber, #lyft , #airbnb, #craigslist, Iphone App Store, Amazon, Kickstarter, Indiegogo, tee spring e.t.c 

Adjust and of course 

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