Explain why it was YOUR fault the panthers lost today...

[cardiackat88.]

Was trapped at my mother in laws and did not see a second of the game. The only game I almost missed entirely this year was the first Saints game, and I saw only the last 20 seconds of it.

i also was not freshly showered before gametime, I wasn't in the shower until 12:08.

 

 

 

[Snake]

I've seen a black cat for three week now.  The closer I was the better we played. Today there was no cat. 

[PhillyB]

6 minutes ago, cptx said:

I dunno man, that Yamato poo was a little over the top

i didn't think the bombers were just going to fly into the ocean like idiots

[bleys]

11 minutes ago, teeray said:

Well... not really my fault per se.  But the in-laws came into town just for the day and really threw a wrench in the gameday mojo.  I have a system and routine to deal with stress on gameday and they totally killed it.

Plus they are Browns fans and they brought all their negative pixie dust and just blew it all over my Panthers.

I told my wife it was their fault and now she wont talk to me.

Probably for the best.  I am ornery right now!!

Sounds like we found the problem......... 

[mightyfine59]

It's my fault we lost.... so many things was fugged up in my routine I can't name them all.... :( it's all good. We are still on top and will bounce back. Just glad they chose to have an off game all together instead of a bunch of different times.

[Chaos]

Guilty as charged.  For the first time all season (minus the Jacksonville opener at Dilworth Grill) I have watched all games in the same outfit, in the same spot in my living room, standing up and pacing the floor, drinking my prescribed amount of beverages down to the fugging milliliter. 

But today, because of Christmas schedules, we were at my brother in laws place with the wife's family.  Great people, not big panther fans.  The game was on so i watched the first half, then later came home and watched the rest on dvr.

Fug my life, I killed this team.  Please let this not be the beginning of a tail spin at the worst possible time.  May they rebound strongly against Tampa and lock up HFA.

[The Gus Bus]

My brother came with me. We are 0-3 together. He is a veteran who has went through a lot of fugging stuff so I am not blaming it on him. He should be dead...

[pinkfloyd]

Well it's a relief to finally know what happened today.  Straighten up and fly right, will you guys?  Please?

PS I'm old and never do anything wrong...  So it's on all of you!

[Sasquatch]

It was Greg Olsen's fault. He wouldn't get out of Cam's "lucky tank"

[Skydivingcows]

32 minutes ago, thomas96 said:

Also got a Norwell jersey for Christmas and wore it for the game. He played very poor today... Should've worn my Cam or TD like I have the rest of the season.

Yep. I blame my jersey as well. I wore my dad's 2XL in the dome instead of wearing my normal Large jersey.  Just wanted a blue jersey to show up more in the stands..... I'll stick with wearing the colors the team wears now. Sorry guys. 

[PandaPancake]

I shot an eagle instead of a falcon. They look very similar.

Not related but does anyone know where I can find a pirate that has it coming?

[d-dave]

Totally my fault. Every time I watched a game or part of the game, the Panthers struggle. For all the wins, I have kept up on my phone via Twitter and nfl.com.

Today, during the first quarter, when Tillman had that penalty wiping out a 3rd and 15, I was watching in tv. Huddle, I'm sorry. I watched the game and jinxed us. Needles to say I will no longer watch games again...

[TheCandyMan]

It's OBJ's fault. That ballerina caused Ron to axe the bat. 

[CarolinaNCSU]

Finally put my Cam autographed helmet in a case and moved it from its spot.  Maybe like SCP's helmet, mine had some magic too?