Sith Lord Cam Newton

[Jeremy Igo]

/nerd post

 

 

[uncfan888]

Sith use red lightsabers

 

Ban OP

[Jeremy Igo]

Just now, uncfan888 said:

Sith only use red lightsabers

 

Ban OP

You assume Cam's swag doesn't over power the dark side fashion. 

[GhostP.]

[imminent rogaine]

J No is gonna go into his dark place and go full Kylo Ren

[uncfan888]

Just now, Jeremy Igo said:

You assume Cam's swag doesn't over power the dark side fashion. 

I'm interested in your theories on the light and dark side.  Please continue 

[Darth Biscuit]

Who made this?

[Kevin Greene]

Wait....Cam is in the new movie? OMG!1!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!1!!

[shreddingdefense]

He is neither on the dark side or light side. He is on the swag side. All the positives of being a sith/jedi with none of the negatives. You can force choke and throw lightning at people without being evil.  I mean look at Matt Ryan, there is a reason the falcons didn't score. Cam clearly pulled a jedi mind trick on him pre game. You can mix and match equipment and wardrobe without giving a fug. That is how awesome the swag side is.

[Ivan The Awesome]

Cam would use the force to make people dab on command. 

[Jase]

Cam newton built C-3PO.

[Servant of Cthululelei]

43 minutes ago, uncfan888 said:

Sith use red lightsabers

 

Ban OP

*pushes glasses up; assumes nasal voice*  "Uhmm...TECHNICALLY a Sith may use whatever color lightsaber they choose.  And you'll remember that Anakin was still using his blue lightsaber in the third movie after turning to the dark side."
 

[FootballMaestro]

I'm assuming this is a Photoshop?

[Scrumtrilescent]

We got Death Star, we got Death Star!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM 

 

 

Old school internetz FTW.