olivia culpo dumps teb0w because he reportedly wouldn't have sex with her

[Swan]

First, idk why The Golden Calf of Bristol is still relevant to care about his personal life. 

W/e, gotta respect him for his resilience. Makes me think what he did for fun during all those years at UF lol

[Darth Biscuit]

As fuging ridiculously stupid as I think it is, if it's true and because of his faith, the dude has some serious convictions.

 

I have thought for years that Timmy is in the closet and will eventually be outed.  This certainly doesn't change my opinion esp after seeing the picture Philly posted.  My god, the Pope would fug that.

[Cat]

2 minutes ago, Darth Biscuit said:

As fuging ridiculously stupid as I think it is, if it's true and because of his faith, the dude has some serious convictions.

 

I have thought for years that Timmy is in the closet and will eventually be outed.  This certainly doesn't change my opinion esp after seeing the picture Philly posted.  My god, the Pope would fug that.

Maybe BUT it could just be the desire to do the right thing, mixed with fear of hell and guilt. 

However he is 28 years old....Jesus christ that's getting old for someone to wait. I'm thinking he may swing the other way too. 

[PhillyB]

Just now, thebigcat said:

while there is no space in the NFL for The Golden Calf of Bristol the QB, the world would be a better place with millions of The Golden Calf of Bristol the person

overpopulation is indeed a concern in this modern world

[Cat]

1 hour ago, heelsrule1988 said:

This is kind of like the chick that got mad at Charlie Sheen... she knew what she was getting into. Everyone knows his beliefs.

From the pic posted he should have known too. 

[PhillyB]

poor teb0w. wait til he finds out you don't get sex after you get married, either

[TheRumGone]

I'm really surprised the dude isn't married by now.

 

it doesn't make sense that he doesn't have some girl that he's dated since high school with his type of upbringing. 

[Khaki Lackey]

1 hour ago, PhillyB said:

if teb0w isn't completely full of poo and he actually kept himself from doing various and sundry things to olivia culpo when she incessantly demanded sex then i have to give massive props to him for being the most resilient, steel-willed, iron-nerved man in the history of existence.

 

/thread. This situation can't be articulated any better than this. 

[TheRumGone]

It doesn't get talked about but luke pretty much is a teb0w, although he just doesn't talk about his faith. 

 

guy went to catholic school growing up, went to Boston college, and is still dating his high school sweetheart. He's a Catholic boy.

[Kevin Greene]

14 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

poor teb0w. wait til he finds out you don't get sex after you get married, either

And he hasn't remembered that Christians aren't perfect, but they are forgiven amiright? Hit it!!!!!1!1!

[dugbug]

Guy is so struggling with being gay

[MCCNASTY]

[Darth Biscuit]

37 minutes ago, TheRumGone said:

It doesn't get talked about but luke pretty much is a teb0w, although he just doesn't talk about his faith. 

 

guy went to catholic school growing up, went to Boston college, and is still dating his high school sweetheart. He's a Catholic boy.

Except Luke isn't a shitty TE demanding to play QB

:)

 

[Davidson Deac II]

Quote

But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
He said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"

She wants sex, she needs to put a ring on it.