olivia culpo dumps teb0w because he reportedly wouldn't have sex with her

[heelsrule1988]

Also. Dead at the filter for The Golden Calf of Bristol.

EDIT: LOL I thought "Teb0w" was the filter. Jeremy FTW.

[Castavar]

Good for Teb0w. Can't fault a man for standing by his morals. World would be a better place if there were more people like him tbh because the world has become batsh*t crazy.

[heelsrule1988]

"Mea culpo" -- Teb0w

[PhillyB]

Just now, JakeR6 said:

I understand Timmy's faith and respect his resolve...

But why didn't he just marry her after 4-6 months of dating like all of the other young horny Christians do? 

 

worked for me!

[Kakarot]

Big ups to The Golden Calf of Bristol, man. Standing strong for what he believes in. I wish I had his strength when it comes to resisting the flesh. 

[Jangler]

Good for him, but damn dude....God will forgive you.

[UpstatePanther]

23 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

haha this is a common sentiment floating around over this, but i don't buy it. and i applaud him for standing up for what he believes and being consistent with it (though i'm not sure why he'd ever date someone who was okay with abstinence to begin with.)

what i don't like is the legions of people flocking to defend him (as though anyone is actually attacking him for this in any sense other than "c'mon bro") and demeaning her as a slut, jezebel, stumbling block, or general woman of ill repute who's dragging down tim teb0w into the doldrums of this sinful sinful backwards god-hating world of which she is the iconic representative.

ten thousand dollars says matt walsh has an unbearably obnoxious take on this before the month is out

I'm with you PB. Teb0w shouldn't be made fun of. We all have that one thing we wont compromise on, and he should be commended for standing strong for his. 

That said, she shouldn't be derided either. That just turns this into a media poo storm. Of course that's what they want. To me, it's a non-story. Another girl tries to beak Teb0w and fails. Old news. I'm a Christian and frankly I could careless about her relationship with him. That's their business. The only thing I have a problem with is that she made it public.

[rayzor]

he's a tough man. glad to see he's sincere about his convictions.

[Jase]

Wasn't Ashley Madison offering big bucks to anyone who could prove that they successfully seduced teb0w? That story fell off the face of the earth, didn't it? Good for him.

[Jase]

1 minute ago, Promethean Forerunner said:

All I can say is... thank the gods I'm a Buddhist.

Now, I just need to respect a religion where sexual events and rituals must be performed on a daily basis.

Do you have a moment today to hear the good news about the church of hedonism?

[KillerKat]

she just wasn't it bro

[Kevin Greene]

7 minutes ago, GOOGLE JIM BOB COOTER said:

with his shameless devotion to cultivating teb0w™ the brand, would anyone be surprised if it came out that he himself was the source of this story?

Hey maybe he banged that stuff sideways 6 times a day and when they broke up paid her cash to go public and help his brand.

 

[Cat]

1 hour ago, Sean Payton's Vicodin said:

Hos don't want to follow the good word these days

Hos? Girls like sex, some people don't want to wait til marriage. Nothing wrong with that. 

[Kevin Greene]

1 minute ago, Cat said:

Hos? Girls like sex, some people don't want to wait til marriage. Nothing wrong with that.