olivia culpo dumps teb0w because he reportedly wouldn't have sex with her

[PhillyB]

evidently she just went public when questioned about the reason, aided in the narrative by sources that knew both of them. 

story:

 

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“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” a source told the Daily News. “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

The source said The Golden Calf of Bristol was in love with Culpo.

“He was really into her. He was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her,” the source told the Daily News.

In 2009, the former University of Florida Heisman-winning quarterback said he was saving himself for marriage.

The Golden Calf of Bristol, a former first-found pick by the Denver Broncos, was released by the Philadelphia Eagles before the regular season. He is currently an analyst for the SEC Network.

 

 

 

why is this in the panthers forum? because we have four extra days with nothing to talk about besides funny stuff, and, more importantly, unlike your juggernaut 11-0 carolina panthers, The Golden Calf of Bristol cannot find the end zone.

 

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

Hos don't want to follow the good word these days

[Kevin Greene]

Apparently "Tim" ran out of batteries.

[UpstatePanther]

I admire his resolve. Good for him. I'm sorry she couldn't deal with his convictions. He'll find a girl that loves him for who he is, and this is part of who he is. 

Don't let it get the better of you Tim. The right girl is out there for you.

[PhillyB]

if teb0w isn't completely full of poo and he actually kept himself from doing various and sundry things to olivia culpo when she incessantly demanded sex then i have to give massive props to him for being the most resilient, steel-willed, iron-nerved man in the history of existence.

 

[FutureDynasty]

I would never buy a car without test driving it first.

[Kevin Greene]

Tim is just saving it up cause he's going to have 22 kids like jimbob  or whoever the hell that guy is who's wife is in a permanent knocked up state.

[Kevin Greene]

2 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

if teb0w isn't completely full of poo and he actually kept himself from doing various and sundry things to olivia culpo when she incessantly demanded sex then i have to give massive props to him for being the most resilient, steel-willed, iron-nerved man in the history of existence.

 

I think he's struggling with his gayness.

[heelsrule1988]

This is kind of like the chick that got mad at Charlie Sheen... she knew what she was getting into. Everyone knows his beliefs.

[JJman Returns]

It's his faith. I have respect for him living up to his morals and I dont see why he deserves to made fun of

[Dilla]

I'm not particularly religious, but hey. . . if that is how he rolls, that's how he rolls.

She must've thought that he'd break, I guess. I'm sure as fug would have.

[heelsrule1988]

3 minutes ago, JJman Returns said:

It's his faith. I have respect for him living up to his morals and I dont see why he deserves to made fun of

I don't share his views but I'm with you, I respect him for sticking to it. So like I said, this girl should've known. She can't be mad.

[PhillyB]

2 minutes ago, Kevin Greene said:

I think he's struggling with his gayness.

haha this is a common sentiment floating around over this, but i don't buy it. and i applaud him for standing up for what he believes and being consistent with it (though i'm not sure why he'd ever date someone who was okay with abstinence to begin with.)

what i don't like is the legions of people flocking to defend him (as though anyone is actually attacking him for this in any sense other than "c'mon bro") and demeaning her as a slut, jezebel, stumbling block, or general woman of ill repute who's dragging down tim teb0w into the doldrums of this sinful sinful backwards god-hating world of which she is the iconic representative.

ten thousand dollars says matt walsh has an unbearably obnoxious take on this before the month is out

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

11 minutes ago, UpstatePanther said:

I admire his resolve. Good for him. I'm sorry she couldn't deal with his convictions. He'll find a girl that loves him for who he is, and this is part of who he is. 

Don't let it get the better of you Tim. The right girl is out there for you.

This.

She came out with this little factoid in public because she wanted to be the one who "broke Teb0w". But my man stood his ground and drove the harpy away. I'm proud of Teb0w. Bitches aint poo but hos and tricks.