Oh USAToday...

[dldove77]

This Has Been A Terrible NFL Season

4. The Carolina Panthers are 9-0. I’m less mad about the Bengals being 8-1 than I am about the Panthers being 9-0 because the Bengals actually have a quarterback who can throw the ball on a dime. (Until there’s a modicum of pressure. Then he’s Blaine Gabbert.) The Panthers, to be honest, do not. Cam Newton has a worse completion percentage than Nick Foles, Jameis Winston and Colin Kaepernick. He’s not a good passer at all. He brings so many things to the table and improves his football team, but it’s not because of his arm.

(Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Look, Carolina is a fine football team. They might be a good football team. There’s the slightest chance they may a very good football team. But this is not a 9-0 team. Since 1990, 19 teams have started 9-0 and if you’re telling me the Panthers are one of the best 20 teams of the past quarter-century I’m laughing in your face, heartily, while still appreciating Cam Newton’s dance moves because I think we all wish we could move like that, yes, even you, lady who complained about it. You know you do.

[Jeremy Igo]

Possibly the worst article of the year. 

[The Huddler]

[Asurfaholic]

So much butt hurt in that article I'm not sure there's a doctor that can help...

[Cary Kollins]

when trying to be funny goes terribly wrong

[Jase]

Let's give him the Adam Schein treatment.

[AceBoogie]

So if he can't throw, he should be pretty easy to stop right? Why isn't he on the sec network with The Golden Calf of Bristol? Hmmm

[MadHatter]

3 minutes ago, dldove77 said:

This Has Been A Terrible NFL Season

4. The Carolina Panthers are 9-0. I’m less mad about the Bengals being 8-1 than I am about the Panthers being 9-0 because the Bengals actually have a quarterback who can throw the ball on a dime. (Until there’s a modicum of pressure. Then he’s Blaine Gabbert.) The Panthers, to be honest, do not. Cam Newton has a worse completion percentage than Nick Foles, Jameis Winston and Colin Kaepernick. He’s not a good passer at all. He brings so many things to the table and improves his football team, but it’s not because of his arm.

(Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Look, Carolina is a fine football team. They might be a good football team. There’s the slightest chance they may a very good football team. But this is not a 9-0 team. Since 1990, 19 teams have started 9-0 and if you’re telling me the Panthers are one of the best 20 teams of the past quarter-century I’m laughing in your face, heartily, while still appreciating Cam Newton’s dance moves because I think we all wish we could move like that, yes, even you, lady who complained about it. You know you do.

So this is NOT a 9-0 team.....except for the fact that we ARE a 9-0 team.

This hack should never be allowed to write again...most pathetic example of crap that I have ever read.

[Cary Kollins]

his twitter account is suspended hmmmm

[LinvilleGorge]

It's so painfully obvious when they try to write articles when they haven't actually watched the games.  Ironic that this is coming right after Cam goes 21/26 for an 80.8% completion rate vs. the Titans.  The next NFL game when Dalton completes 80+% of his passes will be his first ever.  Cam's career best single game completion rate is 88.24%.

[Match.com]

[Datawire]

1 minute ago, Cary Kollins said:

his twitter account is suspended hmmmm

This one?

@chaztopher

[jbeachbum24]

Ahhh Chris Chase, the same guy that wrote for yahoo forever? I don't think I've ever seen a "writer" more widely hated than that guy yet he still keeps getting jobs.

[Moorgan]