A carafe for Cam Hater's tears

[SZ James (banned)]

https://twitter.com/RichThomeQuan/status/666130154167607296

[TheRed]

2 minutes ago, SZ James (banned) said:

#trump2016

Location: Mississippi.

lol

That's just a parody account, right?

[thefuzz]

27 minutes ago, Montsta said:

Is Jared Allen the luckiest sumbitch on the planet or what?

I'm happy he's here.  He seems to be fitting in nicely.

[IGSaint]

26 minutes ago, Bourbarian said:

I enjoyed PFT Commenter's take on dabgate:

"After the game he gave some mealy mouth version of "if you dont like my dance, then dont let me score" which is literaly victim blaming. His actions can be taken as ableist microagressons against slower, smaller, less talented players and if your going to be consistant here his free speech ends where my right to not watch TD dances begins."

http://www.sbnation.com/authors/pft-commenter

looooool Victim Blaming. Man these are good. 

[heelinfine]

6 minutes ago, IGSaint said:

looooool Victim Blaming. Man these are good. 

Microagressions that word seems to be very populr all yhe sudden.

[PntherPryd]

this is unreadable

http://www.talk-sports.net/nfl/sucks.aspx/Cam_Newton

 

 

[332nd]

35 minutes ago, mr beauxjangles said:

I'm just gonna leave a few from the annals of history:

 

 

 

My favorite one, the guy who said something like he'd show up to a bucs game n his underwear yelling "Cam Is the GOAT!" If he was still In the league In 2016, ater The Golden Calf of Bristol had a ring.

[ecu88]

The salt of their tears accents the margaritas perfectly around the rim. 

[cbarrier90]

37 minutes ago, TheRed said:

Location: Mississippi.

lol

That's just a parody account, right?

Yes. He's pretty good but then he goes with the "We need more Dellavadovas and less Westbrooks" for his NBA takes and gives it away.

[KJ89]

Delicious. 

[Marguide]

50 minutes ago, Bourbarian said:

I enjoyed PFT Commenter's take on dabgate:

"After the game he gave some mealy mouth version of "if you dont like my dance, then dont let me score" which is literaly victim blaming. His actions can be taken as ableist microagressons against slower, smaller, less talented players and if your going to be consistant here his free speech ends where my right to not watch TD dances begins."

http://www.sbnation.com/authors/pft-commenter

Cliff notes version:

"My butt hurts really bad!"

[Pox 08]

Well Peter King is obviously not a hater.   His first real mention of Cam in today's MMQB article..

 

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—Carolina quarterback Cam Newton, who, indeed, was arrested for stealing a laptop while at the University of Florida. The charges were dropped when he served a pretrial intervention program. He went on to Blinn (Texas) Junior College, and then to Auburn before being the first overall pick in the 2011 draft. He now pilots the 9-0 Panthers.

 

 

[Captain Obvious]

 

We gonna have salt flats east over here.

[SCP]

8 minutes ago, Pox 08 said:

Well Peter King is obviously not a hater.   His first real mention of Cam in today's MMQB article..

 

 

 

Jesus H Chrimeny. Is that fat sumbitch serious with that garbage?