Colts Week: Neck Beards, Shrimp Cocktail and HH Gregg restrooms

[Captain Obvious]

Sadly, shrimp don't grow in Indiana. That poo is priceless. Don't ever stop. Letting out a fart of appreciation. Alas my poor coworkers.

[The Huddler]

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[SCP]

The car is a true story. Drove all over Indiana in this sumbitch 

[nctarheel0619]

The car is a true story. Drove all over Indiana in this sumbitch 

That's just as bad as a Suzuki Esteem.  

[logic1977]

This was epic. You've really outdone yourself sir. 

[ThPantherFan]

Ever thought about writing a book?...................Maybe best not to.  Very good write up.  I always love your satire. 

[dugbug]

Was wondering why you didn't poop in the hampton inn.  Ill have to try an HH Gregg.

[SCP]

Was wondering why you didn't poop in the hampton inn.  Ill have to try an HH Gregg.

Great acoustics in an HH Gregg and not many people use them because who ever has to sh*t while shopping for electronics and appliances.

[Chaos]

Great acoustics in an HH Gregg and not many people use them because who ever has to sh*t while shopping for electronics and appliances.

Clearly you haven't been shopping with my wife.  When she wants to spend more than one hour in a store, I'm going to have to handle business.  If she calls my bluff and says we're staying, then I gotta man up and hit the john.

[Chaos]

The car is a true story. Drove all over Indiana in this sumbitch 

This is the mental image I get of you in that car.

[bigskypanthersguy]

So I have you as the Huddle Mark Twain and Philly B as the Huddle Hemingway.... someone ought to make an anthology of this work and sell it at tailgates for years to come.  Eventually, SCP and Philly B give retirement speeches for Smitty, Davis, Kalil, maybe even Kuechly and Newton...

[DaveThePanther2008]

There should be a contest of writers from every forum in the league.  There is NO WAY SCP loses. 

Everyone is so damn classic.  That was so good I started whistling When Johnny Comes Marching Home....

 

 

[Captain Morgan]

a couple of corrections.

It's Jim Nabors.

And water head is considered offensive.  The politically correct term is aqua noggin.

 

[SCP]

a couple of corrections.

It's Jim Nabors.

And water head is considered offensive.  The politically correct term is aqua noggin.

 

Yes it is Nabors. I was writing so fast because everyone was pressuring me about messing with the win streak mojo.