Cam Newton Loves Cereal

[PanthersATL]

Yeah, that's no surprise -we all know this.  From the recent feature story on him:

“Lucky Charms. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Snaps. Frosted Flakes. Pops. Apple Jacks. I’m a cereal connoisseur. There’s nothing somebody can tell me about cereal that I haven’t indulged in myself.”

So here's the question:

If Kellogg's, Post, General Mills (or Teeter, or whoever) - decides to release CAM NEWTON-inspired cereal... what would that cereal be comprised of?

If we go by the interview, it's gotta be Cam's definition of happiness -- extra marshmallows, extra chocolatey are two things Cam likes.  The sugary-er, the better, it seems.

So what is the Huddle's recommendation for that Cam-a-licious cereal?

[Mother Grabber]

sounds like he enjoys all of the healthy, whole grain varieties.

[Jangler]

Cam's Chocolaty Toes

The slogan can be "Once you get Cam' toes in your mouth, you never want anybody else's toes in there."

[Asurfaholic]

Cam's Chocolaty Toes

The slogan can be "Once you get Cam' toes in your mouth, you never want anybody else's toes in there."

please god no 

[Growl]

Jake's Flakes with bites of Cam-eos tossed in sparingly.

[wud35]

Cam's Chocolaty Toes

The slogan can be "Once you get Cam' toes in your mouth, you never want anybody else's toes in there."

I loved cereal until this point. 

[IGSaint]

Cinnamon toast crunch is my fav. 

[motocross_cat]

Cam's Chocolaty Toes

The slogan can be "Once you get Cam' toes in your mouth, you never want anybody else's toes in there."

foot fetish much?

[Khaki Lackey]

Last year "Cap'n Cammy's Rib, Ankle, and Spine Crunch™" would have worked.

[L-TownCat]

Cam's Chocolate Sugary Balls.

now with Marshmellow ballon knots.

 

*Part of a balanced breakfast for ignorant media types.

[Day_One]

fug wheaties... eat your camies for breakfast.  lol

[Kuhndog94]

Hayden's Silky Toes

The slogan can be "Once you get Hayden's toes in your mouth, you never want anybody else's toes in there.

Did I save it? Did I save the thread?

[Jangler]

Oh no, I ain't drinking no soy milk.

[Datawire]

I am disappointed. No mention of fruity pebbles? It's the best goddamn cereal known in existence.