Eagles Week: Rocky Balboa wears Capri pants

[gtanaka]

If the Eagles play anything close to how they played last night, they're gonna get smashed. 

I think our defense creates a ton of turnovers, like, a lot. Bradford threw 3 interceptions and had a fumble against the giants. 

Definitely see at least one interception for JNO and would not be surprised at all to see another pick 6.

 

[Kevin Greene]

Where's that Johnny awesome rocket Iggle fan?

You're going down!

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

The Philly cheese steak. The one regional food creation that is done better everywhere but where it originated.

For starters, if you eat it anywhere else, it has the added benefit of not being in God damn Philadelphia.

[Diehardpanther02]

Oh my lanta, SCP, you are my woman.

[SportsCrazie4172]

The good thing about the Eagles fans coming to Charlotte is that our alcohol sales will be probably see the most highest increase .

 

[SCP]

Hey remember that racist ass Riley Cooper is coming to BofA this Sunday, for those who like to make signs.

[Panthro]

Stroh's spelled backwards is shorts

[jbeachbum24]

I've read this about 10 times now. Great job.

[Chaos]

Stroh's spelled backwards is shorts

Do you prefer Strohs Naej or Strohs Ograc?

[Chaos]

Somebody post this on their message board. 

No one would see it, it's Wednesday morning which means they are either standing in line for their unemployment check, or at the clinic waiting for their syphilis meds. 

[Panthro]

Just like a black n tan I like Strohs Naej Ograc

[Bronn]

It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute.

That is not so ridiculous when we take into account the unusual size of Tanuki's scrotum.

Well, okay, it's still pretty ridiculous--and no less so just because in relation to his overall body mass, Tanuki's scrotum is proportionately larger than the scrota of elephants, whales, and the Jolly Green Giant. In those days, his testicular balloon bag may actually have been even more voluminous than it is today, though that's difficult to imagine since his balls very nearly drag the ground as it is, and any increase in volume would surely have been an impediment to mobility if, indeed, not a source of some pain. There is also the possibility that Tanuki had (and perhaps still has) the power to increase or decrease scrotum size at will.

Yet, having said all that, we must concede that the role of anatomical size per se in Tanuki's descent is not easy to determine, and a more pertinent question might be not how the badger managed to use his significant seed sack to parachute to earth but, rather: Where did he parachute from? And why?

[CarolinaXblue]

Hell yes!

[Smithers]

My wife and I will be there Sunday night...making tons of noise and talking tons of poo to the Green Legion...I mean, Green Lesions.