National Crow Thread

[Davidson Deac II]

^^THIS^^

They will never say we saw something in the coverage and exploited it, it will always be "blown coverage".

Are we even saying that? I suppose its possible since we managed it twice, but based on what Olsen said in a post game interview, we simply hurried up to the line because the playclock was running down and we surprised them.

[Growl]

It's been excuse city for Seattle. Who cares. Keep making people cry.

[teeray]

This win goes out to all the haters, but more specifically and recently:

To the douche bag who was nice enough to let me go in front of him in line at Starbucks yesterday morning who then proceeded to loudly proclaim (in a Stbx in midtown Charlotte I might add) "Oh no, you got a Panthers shirt on? I don't know if I can let you in front of me"

Our conversation continued like so:

Me: "Oh really, what do you have to say about my undefeated team?" 

*standing at register and literally every Stbx employee stops to watch our exchange* 

Doucher: I mean, they suck. and they goin lose today.

Me: "WOW, what an analysis. Any reasons to why we will suck or just you spewing nonsense and not knowing what you're talking about?"

Doucher: "Nah man they just suck and Cam Newton is worthless. Y'all wont have a chance against the Seahawks today and you goin be eatin your words tomorrow."

Me: (assuming at this point he's probably a bandwagon Seattle fan) "Awesome in depth explanation there of my 4-0 team, I gotta know who your team is since you live here and love to talk so much smack?" ***Look at the guy that prepares the food behind the counter and loudly yell "MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD PREPARE SOME CROW SINCE THAT'S WHAT THIS GUY WILL BE EATING TOMORROW MORNING"***

Douche: "Yeah, my team is NY baby, all day. Boo ya"

Me: "OHHH the Giants, what do you guys have like, 1 win on the season? Planning to follow that up with Eli Manning choking once again like he always has done?"

Douche: "I mean, I think we got like 1. Don't matter anyways, that's alright we good where we are. Oh, by the way I work at Crisp next door, feel free to come by tomorrow to tell me how right I was about your team after you lose today"

Me: "Obviously you don't pay attention or even follow football or it would matter a whole lot more to you, cuz 4-0 feels PRETTY DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW."

****we walk to the counter where our drinks are being made and we are waiting for them. Girl making my drink winks and me and laughs as they are all following this conversation and our voices are raised to the point where everyone in the store is watching or taking their headphones out in interest***

Cleverly whip out my sparkly Panthers koozie which I just happened to be carrying in my purse (if u tg with me uve seen it)

"Hey, hey, you see this? Mighty sparkly isn't it (as I put my coffee into the koozie and start to turn towards the exit) BRIGHT AND SPARKLY JUST LIKE THAT UNDEFEATED RECORD, GOOD LUCK TO YOUR GIANTS!!"

 

This one goes out to you, douche that works at Crisp. If I have time today, Ill be by to personally rub it in your face on how wrong you were and how you embarrassingly got owned by a female talking football in the middle of a Starbucks on a cold Sunday morning.

 

 

/rant

 

Go Panthers.

Awesome.

[the butch]

What the deal with the blown coverage?  I mean, it WAS blown coverage.  And Cam DID take advantage of it by throwing a perfect, soft ball to Olsen halfway through the end zone.

[Kuhndog94]

First Take spent about a minute and a half on the Panthers winning and 8 minutes on how the Seahawks blew it and they aren't the same...

Lol. 

[Spaceballs83]

I really miss the "real men of genius" smack downs

[R0CKnR0LLA]

This win goes out to all the haters, but more specifically and recently:

To the douche bag who was nice enough to let me go in front of him in line at Starbucks yesterday morning who then proceeded to loudly proclaim (in a Stbx in midtown Charlotte I might add) "Oh no, you got a Panthers shirt on? I don't know if I can let you in front of me"

Our conversation continued like so:

Me: "Oh really, what do you have to say about my undefeated team?" 

*standing at register and literally every Stbx employee stops to watch our exchange* 

Doucher: I mean, they suck. and they goin lose today.

Me: "WOW, what an analysis. Any reasons to why we will suck or just you spewing nonsense and not knowing what you're talking about?"

Doucher: "Nah man they just suck and Cam Newton is worthless. Y'all wont have a chance against the Seahawks today and you goin be eatin your words tomorrow."

Me: (assuming at this point he's probably a bandwagon Seattle fan) "Awesome in depth explanation there of my 4-0 team, I gotta know who your team is since you live here and love to talk so much smack?" ***Look at the guy that prepares the food behind the counter and loudly yell "MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD PREPARE SOME CROW SINCE THAT'S WHAT THIS GUY WILL BE EATING TOMORROW MORNING"***

Douche: "Yeah, my team is NY baby, all day. Boo ya"

Me: "OHHH the Giants, what do you guys have like, 1 win on the season? Planning to follow that up with Eli Manning choking once again like he always has done?"

Douche: "I mean, I think we got like 1. Don't matter anyways, that's alright we good where we are. Oh, by the way I work at Crisp next door, feel free to come by tomorrow to tell me how right I was about your team after you lose today"

Me: "Obviously you don't pay attention or even follow football or it would matter a whole lot more to you, cuz 4-0 feels PRETTY DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW."

****we walk to the counter where our drinks are being made and we are waiting for them. Girl making my drink winks and me and laughs as they are all following this conversation and our voices are raised to the point where everyone in the store is watching or taking their headphones out in interest***

Cleverly whip out my sparkly Panthers koozie which I just happened to be carrying in my purse (if u tg with me uve seen it)

"Hey, hey, you see this? Mighty sparkly isn't it (as I put my coffee into the koozie and start to turn towards the exit) BRIGHT AND SPARKLY JUST LIKE THAT UNDEFEATED RECORD, GOOD LUCK TO YOUR GIANTS!!"

 

This one goes out to you, douche that works at Crisp. If I have time today, Ill be by to personally rub it in your face on how wrong you were and how you embarrassingly got owned by a female talking football in the middle of a Starbucks on a cold Sunday morning.

 

 

/rant

 

Go Panthers.

people standing in line behind you two "damnit will these assholes just STFU and order already, I've got things to do"

[Khaki Lackey]

Here's a little homemade meme based on Mr. Scot's parody thread:

use it freely

[Scrumtrilescent]

This win goes out to all the haters, but more specifically and recently:

To the douche bag who was nice enough to let me go in front of him in line at Starbucks yesterday morning who then proceeded to loudly proclaim (in a Stbx in midtown Charlotte I might add) "Oh no, you got a Panthers shirt on? I don't know if I can let you in front of me"

Our conversation continued like so:

Me: "Oh really, what do you have to say about my undefeated team?" 

*standing at register and literally every Stbx employee stops to watch our exchange* 

Doucher: I mean, they suck. and they goin lose today.

Me: "WOW, what an analysis. Any reasons to why we will suck or just you spewing nonsense and not knowing what you're talking about?"

Doucher: "Nah man they just suck and Cam Newton is worthless. Y'all wont have a chance against the Seahawks today and you goin be eatin your words tomorrow."

Me: (assuming at this point he's probably a bandwagon Seattle fan) "Awesome in depth explanation there of my 4-0 team, I gotta know who your team is since you live here and love to talk so much smack?" ***Look at the guy that prepares the food behind the counter and loudly yell "MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD PREPARE SOME CROW SINCE THAT'S WHAT THIS GUY WILL BE EATING TOMORROW MORNING"***

Douche: "Yeah, my team is NY baby, all day. Boo ya"

Me: "OHHH the Giants, what do you guys have like, 1 win on the season? Planning to follow that up with Eli Manning choking once again like he always has done?"

Douche: "I mean, I think we got like 1. Don't matter anyways, that's alright we good where we are. Oh, by the way I work at Crisp next door, feel free to come by tomorrow to tell me how right I was about your team after you lose today"

Me: "Obviously you don't pay attention or even follow football or it would matter a whole lot more to you, cuz 4-0 feels PRETTY DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW."

****we walk to the counter where our drinks are being made and we are waiting for them. Girl making my drink winks and me and laughs as they are all following this conversation and our voices are raised to the point where everyone in the store is watching or taking their headphones out in interest***

Cleverly whip out my sparkly Panthers koozie which I just happened to be carrying in my purse (if u tg with me uve seen it)

"Hey, hey, you see this? Mighty sparkly isn't it (as I put my coffee into the koozie and start to turn towards the exit) BRIGHT AND SPARKLY JUST LIKE THAT UNDEFEATED RECORD, GOOD LUCK TO YOUR GIANTS!!"

 

This one goes out to you, douche that works at Crisp. If I have time today, Ill be by to personally rub it in your face on how wrong you were and how you embarrassingly got owned by a female talking football in the middle of a Starbucks on a cold Sunday morning.

 

 

/rant

 

Go Panthers.

Crisp has fuging awesome salads, yo.  

 

Favorite dressing?  Haterade vinaigrette.   

[iamhubby1]

 

I should note that the reason for the blown coverage is that the play call was late getting in because of our no huddle offense and that the noise probably had an effect on communicating it to the secondary. In essence, Seattle got 12th manned.

Sorry for the bump...But, I just felt the need to correct this erroneous statement.

 

Cam had just spiked the ball. Our whole Offensive unit was at the sidelines. They had to hustle just to get to the line and get the play off with just 2 seconds left on the play clock. It was is no way a No-Huddle situation.

 

Once again, sorry for the bump.

[tiger7_88]

Like Carolina is the first team in the history of football to take advantage of a blown coverage.

I guess the standard procedure in the past was to replay the down to give the team that blew the coverage a second chance?