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[cookinwithgas]

All right guys, I've got my Golden Girls Season 3 DVD in the buses entertainment system, lets go!

[dcarcass]

"Yah bro, I didn't know they had a 'Forever Celibate' section either. I bought the whole collection and it's made it even easier to keep my promise. Well, for the women at least..."

[KSpan]

"What are your plans after football? I was thinking about propane and propane accessories."

[Jangler]

Nah.  He's the guy that, when one of his teammates holds his hand out for a fist bump, he's not sure if he should bump it or shake it so he awkwardly acts like he doesn't see it 

well..poo should I pie or cake? uh...yeah..I'll just

leave. yeah

[Cary Kollins]

"Sup dudes. I just took the PT Cruiser in for an oil change."

"Big gulps, huh? Alright. Well, see ya later!"

[SOJA]

and then we went to the Home Depot, it was a pretty groovy day. 

[PntherPryd]

[SCP]

"Hey guys.  I just signed a new endorsement deal with Sketchers.  Do you like my new Sketchers DangeRuss Orthopedic Nursing shoes?  We call them 'Air RN's'.  My agent can get you as many pairs as you want."

[Moorgan]

"Hey guys.  I just signed a new endorsement deal with Sketchers.  Do you like my new Sketchers DangeRuss Orthopedic Nursing shoes?  We call them 'Air RN's'.  My agent can get you as many pairs as you want."

Pics or it didn't happen.

[uncfan888]

"Hey guys.  I just signed a new endorsement deal with Sketchers.  Do you like my new Sketchers DangeRuss Orthopedic Nursing shoes?  We call them 'Air RN's'.  My agent can get you as many pairs as you want."

They are guaranteed by the big man himself  to prevent injuries. 

[joemac]

You guys have GOT to check out the new Coldplay album....I think I broke the sound system in my Kia Soul I was bumping it so loud!

[Moorgan]

You guys have GOT to check out the new Coldplay album....I think I broke the sound system in my Kia Soul I was bumping it so loud!

Oh look at SuperFan 99 over here...

[Cary Kollins]

"If you guys really think about it, Ned Flander's kids were the moral compass on 'The Simpsons'."

[imminent rogaine]

"I'm tellin you guys, this nutrient water is a great business opportunity. I can hook you up with licenses to sell it. And the beauty is that you can turn around and build your own team of sales people, who can build their own team of sales people.... all you have to do is just cash in."