Funny wife vs Panthers game story

[KushMcDieselson]

We went to the beach for our first anniversary during the Jax game. I had to keep running from the beach to the bar, watch a couple drives then run back. The things we husbands do.

Amateur. I went to the beach for my anniversary, and was home by Sunday at 1 to see the game.

[RoaringRiot]

Am I the only one that couldn't give two shits about a BJ while the Panthers are on? 

I'm probably on an island with this one....

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

My wife goes to chic fil a lunch with 3-4 guy friends when the panthers play

[Cary Kollins]

Am I the only one that couldn't give two shits about a BJ while the Panthers are on? 

I'm probably on an island with this one....

DVR

[Jackofalltrades]

My wife goes to chic fil a lunch with 3-4 guy friends when the panthers play

LMAO.

[Mr. Scot]

My wife goes to chic fil a lunch with 3-4 guy friends when the panthers play

On Sunday?

[PanthersUnited]

Not bad. Nice visual. Respect. 

If she's doing that in 15 years... Big ups. 

 

blowjob? Ha! What's that?! In fact, sex?! What's that? You know how they say "your sex life goes out the door when you get married." Out the door? I wish it was that close by..

When you have kids your sex life just doesn't go out the door.. It gets in your car, drives to the airport, buys a one way ticket to Argentina never to be seen or heard from again.

[IceUpSon]

blowjob? Ha! What's that?! In fact, sex?! What's that? You know how they say "your sex life goes out the door when you get married." Out the door? I wish it was that close by..

When you have kids your sex life just doesn't go out the door.. It gets in your car, drives to the airport, buys a one way ticket to Argentina never to be seen or heard from again.

what the fug man

[Ivan The Awesome]

Married men thread.. O.o 

[TNPanther]

blowjob? Ha! What's that?! In fact, sex?! What's that? You know how they say "your sex life goes out the door when you get married." Out the door? I wish it was that close by..

When you have kids your sex life just doesn't go out the door.. It gets in your car, drives to the airport, buys a one way ticket to Argentina never to be seen or heard from again.

what the flying fug dude. are you tripping on acid?

[shreddingdefense]

what the fug man

what the flying fug dude. are you tripping on acid?

Well if his relationship is anything like his threads, how is this not believable?

 

Sorry pu you fell right into that one.

[CoastalCat]

Thought I'd share then ask if anyone of you have similar stories.

During the Panthers vs Bucs game last week my wife decided to start telling me about a new book she wants to read. I was trying to listen but the Bucs were driving and making me mad. Our defense stopped them and the Bucs went for a field goal which they missed. Of course I then cheered and laughed at the stupid Bucs and that's when my wife got mad and threw a fit at me for not listening. We got in a little argument which I tried to explain that she couldn't possibly expect anything different while I'm watching a game. I think she did think about it and realized that.

But on a lighter side she did stand up and cheer when Norman took that pick-six to the endzone. lol

My prescription for that ish is to keep a little mental nugget in your mind, and save a long boring story for when one of the housewives is telling another about how she was wronged at the makeup event when Pamela didn't congratulate her on her new jewelry lin.......just gave myself a nosebleed. 

Anyway, have an "AHHH HAAAAAA!" cued up. 

[RoaringRiot]

Here's the scenario,

I was promised a half time BJ since it was period week and I got up at 6am to let her sleep in while I played with the baby and made breakfast.

When half time approached, I tried to gently remind her that it was BJ time without being like "yo bitch slob on this knob". She didn't get the hint and was trying to do some poo online for work, so once the second half started and she realized it was BJ time, I was like nah this game is too intense. Every man knows that there are only so many windows of opportunity, especially while the baby is sleeping and poo like that. After we made a defensive stop and it went to commercial, I was like alright get to work. And of course that is when Dickson made the play of the day, while my Dickson was being taken care of. 

Pretty sure that is kinda of what a blumpkin feels like. 

Ok...that makes more sense. I can go along with that scenario...

[Cat]

I just realized my son's soccer game is at 4 on Sunday not at 1.  *sobbing*