Okay, I like Bill Simmons, but damn

[Matt Foley]

"So this one time I was at my grandmother's house. My grandmother would always make me buttered biscuits when I would come over. She had fat skin folds hanging down from her arms that I would play with and I used to call them peanut butter and jelly for some reason. Her name was Maw-Maw. Sometimes she would walk across the room to the bathroom, farting the whole way there, like the put-putting of a train. Anyways, Brett Favre is totally old. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I'm going to write him using your real first name.

[Matt Foley]

DH I don't agree, I think there have been games he has struggled in that he makes a play or two at the end to help the team win. Like that one game vs TB in whatever year, maybe 2006 where he ran for the 1st down on 4th and whatever to set up Kasay for the GW FG. One could even say the same for the Chi and SD games last year.

Jake's comeback wins usually come in games when he's okay. DH is right...when he absolutely sucks in the first quarter, it usually ends that way, too. Lone exception...the Super Bowl.

[SmootsDaddy89]

You don't know my real first name.

[Fireball77]

I do...it's really FREDSDADDY89!!!!!1!!1

[SmootsDaddy89]

More like meatsdaddy24/7 since I OWN him all the time and stuff.

[Matt Foley]

You don't know my real first name.

I did, but I forgot it. You accidentally mentioned it a month or so ago.

It was Francis or something like that.

[CatMan72]

Guess he didn't watch SB 38?

[SmootsDaddy89]

I've only ever posted my nickname on here, Dray.

NOT FRANCIS AND DON'T YOU DARE GET THAT RUMOR STARTED.

[SmootsDaddy89]

If anyone on here actually knew me though that'd give everything else away lol

[Matt Foley]

I've only ever posted my nickname on here, Dray.

NOT FRANCIS AND DON'T YOU DARE GET THAT RUMOR STARTED.

Lighten up, Francis.

[Carolina Husker]

There isn't a more entertaining sports writer out there than Bill Simmons.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I hate unisex names.

[Brandon]

There isn't a more entertaining sports writer out there than Bill Simmons.

It's not nice to call the mentally challenged entertaining.

[SCP]

There isn't a more entertaining sports writer out there than Bill Simmons.

I know a certain somebody that would say bullsh*t. I'm not naming names, but...... Hint....... The king of the gay metaphor himself.