Bucs week: MRSA, metal science, crab legs, and Gold Bond Medicated Powder

[GRWatcher]

Just make sure you have maybe 8 feet of separation between the Lelands. I had some bad advice and planted them 3 feet apart. Had to take down half of them and they were still too close together once fully grown.

Free gardening advice on the Huddle. Next week we can delve into design problems with backyard super colliders.

This is so true! My neighbor planted them 3 ft apart, let them grow to 40 ft tall. :( He just had them all taken down this past summer because they were not healthy. It had created a damn all shade wind tunnel of my back yard. Hate those things!

[Moorgan]

This is so true! My neighbor planted them 3 ft apart, let them grow to 40 ft tall. :( He just had them all taken down this past summer because they were not healthy. It had created a damn all shade wind tunnel of my back yard. Hate those things!

For a second I thought you were going to talk about design problems with backyard super colliders. I was really interested.

[GRWatcher]

For a second I thought you were going to talk about design problems with backyard super colliders. I was really interested.

I wish I knew enough to just talk about them! :D

[philit99]

they are now that we've had 278 inches of rain 

We all know Bob Ross liked happy little green trees.

[Navy_football]

For years something has bugged me about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  I am by no means a metallurgist but the Bucs seem to be awfully proud of pewter.  Wikipedia says that pewter “is used in decorative objects, mainly collectible statuettes and figurines, game figures, aircraft and other models, (replica) coins, pendants, plated jewelry and so on. Certain athletic contests, such as the United States Figure Skating Championships, award pewter medals to the fourth-place finishers.”  I find it interesting that our upcoming foe and fellow NFCS member picked such a pansy ass metal to symbolize the franchise which boasts a puffy shirt wearing, sword yielding salad tosser as a mascot.  Pewter has a melting point of a measly 170 degrees Fahrenheit for the love of Christ.  To put that into perspective, Jameis has to get his water up to 212 degrees to steam his damned crab legs.  I suppose the metal used for fourth place figure skaters is actually perfect for the Bucs and alas Pewter Report is the perfect name for their soft ass fan forum.  If you’re going to be braggadocios about a metal, pick a manlier ore you bunch of eye patch wearing nancies.  Even science agrees you guys are a bunch of soft bitches.

Did you know that Hillsborough County and the surrounding counties have the most Golden Corrals per capita in the world?  A recent census report also showed Hillsborough County has the most 1970 era Frolic Travel Campers listed as a primary residence for local citizens.  The combination of these two statistics was the basis for my doctoral thesis on Carl Nick’s career ending MRSA incident.  The rampant spread of MRSA in the Bucs locker room is easy to understand when you look at the area surrounding One Buc Place.  You’ve got a rapidly growing population of senior citizens with an increasingly liberal attitude towards sex living in hot, humid single wide trailers in a retirement community sandwiched between a plumbing supply store and a used tire dealer on Dale Mabry Highway.   The old fuggers are buying every ounce of KY Jelly they can find so they can artificially turn each other on and live the dream.  After a night of sexual escapades and cramping muscles in the camper, the seniors go out for a morning buffet run to replenish their energy and shake off the post-sex effects of menopause.  While using the tongs at the buffet, they transmit their senior STDs to the local white trash transplant from south Jersey who’s waiting in line behind them for French toast.  After breakfast, the Jersey transplant jumps in his El Comino, runs home to put on his pirate gear and heads off to the swashbuckling themed tailgate to party with the 6 other Bucs fans at the game.  You know Bucs fans know how to party so after sharing a few drags off a peach flavored Vape wand and swapping backwash in a round of Summer Shandy shots, they enter the stadium ready to yell “Arrrgh” and “Shiver me timbers” or whatever the fug they yell at Bucs games.  All 35 Bucs fans in attendance are busy Tweeting #ItsABucsLife (Which, by the way, is the most ridiculous team rallying slogan in the history of sports.  #KeepPounding has meaning.  #RiseUp is some made up grasping at straws for a slogan garbage.  #WhoDat is just pathetic sh*t ripped off from Cincinnati. #ItsABucsLife is flat out embarrassing and any man that tweets or says that should be hit in the face with a pewter statue of Jon Gruden) as they enter the stadium and use the restrooms before kickoff.  Then boom, just like that senior STDs that mutated on a white trash host have made their way into the bowels of Ray Jay stadium where they come into contact with an open wound on Carl Nicks’ ass and MRSA is born.  There are a few holes in my research but I think it’s fairly accurate.

 

Panthers 24
Bucs 14

SCP, almost missed your post this week. Made a special trip to the Huddle to read it before the game. Pregame ritual. Did not disappoint!

Oh, and you have some serious issues sir. But, don't ever change - at least not on the Huddle.

You can't say stuff like this in real life. People may not understand you like we do.

[SCP]

4-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!