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Pewter Report Expectations (prepare to laugh)

Mol3m4n

By Mol3m4n,
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It's funny that they believe we think we'll just roll in there and trounce them. I mean, we probably will. BUT we had that game last week. It was a tough game, now our guys are awake. They get it. Every week they have to bring it (I'm sure they knew that already). Bucs fans are HOPING this week is a trap game. Sadly, last week was that trap game and we still came out with the W. This week, I think our guys are going to look to make a statement.

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our defense ranks 4th among all NFL teams pertaining to yards gained by rushes.

They'll try to boast their pass defense is higher ranked than ours without adding the context that their run defense sucks, so teams don't have to throw as much on them. That Houston RB Blue blew them up for 139 yards on the ground. We held him to 6 yards the week before. 

Just for comparison, their pass defense averages about 29 yards better than ours while our run defense averages about 62 yards better than the Sucs. Their main TE AS-J is out for another 3-5 weeks. We have the DBs to matchup with Evans, VJax, and Murphy. Gonna be a loooooong day for their offense.

But let them have hope. Much more satisfying to see their hopes crushed than them expecting a loss and saying, "Well we knew it would happen anyway"

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I have a couple friends from college who are TB fans (no idea why) and over the last 2 years when I'm around them all they ever want to talk about is how LaVonte David is actually better than Kuechly.

I know a TB fan too. one of my longest friendships. he never talks about football these days. haha. he's a good bucs fan.

Who's Josh Freeman?

some FXFL player. idk.

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Jag fans before the game: "Panthers ain't poo. Newton is just a guy they'll always have to make excuses for. BB's gonna shred whoever their secondary is. Easy home opener guys!"

Jag fans after: "Oh my god, we're terrible. Who's horrible idea was it to draft Blaine Bortles...or is it Blake Gabbert? We took out their one good player on defense, and somehow our offense got worse? fug it, fire everyone. Tank the season, we are done. We can't even beat the Panthers."

Texans fans before game: "Tough loss guys, but at least we've got an easy road win coming up. I mean sure, they've got Cam Newton. But there's literally no one else worth talking about on that team. Now that we'll have Mallet under center, we got this all day. Bank on it!"

Texans fans after game: "Jesus, are you kidding me? Mallet couldn't even handle that horrible secondary? And how the he'll did Newton score three touchdowns? Yeah ok, Watt got to do the superman after one sack, the rest of the day he was being eaten alive by some scrub named Bob Remjob or some poo. Fire everyone, tank the season, we are done. We can't even beat the damn Panthers"

Saints fans before the game: "Don't worry guys. There's no way we start off 0-3. Not with Sean "Literal Jesus" Payton calling the shots! Who dat! Their good linebacker is out again, time for McCown to get his one shot, right? Man I love that commercial. Seriously, shut down Cam and Olsen and it's an easy win. We really scared of Ted Ginn and A.J. McNobody? Didn't think so! We got this! Who dat!?"

Saints fans after the game: "Who dat? Cam Newton. Did you forget about him, Big Ledoucheski? Oh and McClown, great game, sure, but who dat? Josh Norman, don't throw to him you idiot! And I thought fuging Keuchly was injured. How many good damn white linebackers do they have? Who dat? A.J. Klein. Who dat? Greg Olsen. Who dat? Ted Ginn. Who Dat? Shaq Thompson. Who dat? Thomas Davis. Who dat? JOSH GODDAMN NORMAN YOU MORON! fug IT! FIRE EVERYONE! BREES IS DEAD! TANK THE SEASON! OH AND fuging THREE! ITS OVER! WE CANT EVEN BEAT THE GODDAMN PANTHERS! WHO! DAT!" *sobbing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bucs fans before the game....

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Jag fans before the game: "Panthers ain't poo. Newton is just a guy they'll always have to make excuses for. BB's gonna shred whoever their secondary is. Easy home opener guys!"

Jag fans after: "Oh my god, we're terrible. Who's horrible idea was it to draft Blaine Bortles...or is it Blake Gabbert? We took out their one good player on defense, and somehow our offense got worse? fug it, fire everyone. Tank the season, we are done. We can't even beat the Panthers."

Texans fans before game: "Tough loss guys, but at least we've got an easy road win coming up. I mean sure, they've got Cam Newton. But there's literally no one else worth talking about on that team. Now that we'll have Mallet under center, we got this all day. Bank on it!"

Texans fans after game: "Jesus, are you kidding me? Mallet couldn't even handle that horrible secondary? And how the he'll did Newton score three touchdowns? Yeah ok, Watt got to do the superman after one sack, the rest of the day he was being eaten alive by some scrub named Bob Remjob or some poo. Fire everyone, tank the season, we are done. We can't even beat the damn Panthers"

Saints fans before the game: "Don't worry guys. There's no way we start off 0-3. Not with Sean "Literal Jesus" Payton calling the shots! Who dat! Their good linebacker is out again, time for McCown to get his one shot, right? Man I love that commercial. Seriously, shut down Cam and Olsen and it's an easy win. We really scared of Ted Ginn and A.J. McNobody? Didn't think so! We got this! Who dat!?"

Saints fans after the game: "Who dat? Cam Newton. Did you forget about him, Big Ledoucheski? Oh and McClown, great game, sure, but who dat? Josh Norman, don't throw to him you idiot! And I thought fuging Keuchly was injured. How many good damn white linebackers do they have? Who dat? A.J. Klein. Who dat? Greg Olsen. Who dat? Ted Ginn. Who Dat? Shaq Thompson. Who dat? Thomas Davis. Who dat? JOSH GODDAMN NORMAN YOU MORON! fug IT! FIRE EVERYONE! BREES IS DEAD! TANK THE SEASON! OH AND fuging THREE! ITS OVER! WE CANT EVEN BEAT THE GODDAMN PANTHERS! WHO! DAT!" *sobbing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bucs fans before the game....

this is fugging perfect

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