It's either Saints week or somebody farted on this airplane

[ladypanther]

SCP...., you sir, are.........unique. I now can't imagine life without your poetry.

Thank you.

[Bourbarian]

That NFCS constellation is inspired. I need it on a t-shirt.

You're the man, SCP.

[pantherfan49]

Anyone else find it ironic about SCP's hate for anything connected to the Saints and his love for Cajun biscuits?  

shut up. 

 

Bjoangles does cajun right. 

[Jump Zone]

Great work SCP! While reading your post I got an overwhelming urge to take a crap... Oh, got to go as the bowels are rumbling, later.

[Kevin Greene]

Now I am absolutely certain we are going to crush the Taints and their pitiful excuse for an NFL team, thank you SCP.

There is only one thing that could rival the shellacking the Taints will receive.

Fricking John Fox is taking DaBears and Jimmy (yeah that Jimmy) Clausen into Seattle.

Hilarity is sure to follow.

Perhaps Fox and Sean Peyton can get a room together at the Motel 6 they're hiding at when their team's home town fans scream for blood. Man ol' Foxy is going to be doing some serious gum chewing and clapping Sunday.

In other words, it's great to be Panther fans!

[Jimmy]

Oh

My

God

[Kevin Greene]

2-0 folks.  Sounds nice right?  It’s like eating a Cajun Filet, Egg and Cheese biscuit out of Kate Upton’s cleavage.  

[Daddy_Uncle]

In a weird way I miss Alice. He gave us some of the best threads the huddle has ever seen. His crazy long responses to everything that made no sense. I'll never forget the hilarious animated video of Alice and his maid. the Smack forum has been dead since he left.

[TheRed]

Legendary.

[Moorgan]

I'm hungover at work and on the office shitter right now while I'm reading this. That constellation and I are at one.

I will be there in 546 this weekend screaming my ass off in the rain along with my humbled Saints fan roommate. In his words, "at least we have Leonard Fournette and LSU football to get obnoxiously drunk for."

Panthers 31

Saints 7

Ha! It's LSU 7 to SYR 3. And Syracuse is starting their 5th string QB.

How delicious would the tears in New Orleans be if both teams lose this weekend?

[SOJA]

If SCP and Philly B had a podcast together it would probably be humanity's greatest feat

[SmokinwithWilly]

Bear Creek Soup, and an airplane. You would be arrest as a terrorist. Or the plane would get shot down.

 

Once, when I was flying home, I made the mistake of eating some broccoli cheese soup beforehand. The knots it tied in my colon were painful to say the least. Since I was sitting close to the back of the bus, I figured I would wait until the next person exited the restroom to provide the cabin with some air biscuits, hopefully without the gravy. It just so happened the next person who went in was a small Asian woman that looked to be about 80. When I heard the door begin to jiggle, I cut loose and she immediately walked through the stinch, dragging it with her like toilet paper on her shoe. About 15 rows of people gagged and covered their mouths, and all she could do was shrug her shoulders since she didn't know where the smell had come from herself. Ahhh good times. 

[DaveThePanther2008]

CLASSIC.....  I would love to match SCP against any smack talking fan anywhere in the NFL.  They would lose miserably.

SCP you are Da Man.....

Thanks for the good laugh.

[lonepalmdawg]

Holy poo!  I laughed so damned hard I cried. SCP is a legend. He should get a year of all pro free just for these threads! Keep Pounding!