Welcome Panther newbies! This is why.

[L-TownCat]

 The question is, if you run out of toilet paper do you

a) use the cardboard from the roll

b) use your hands

c) go without wiping

 

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I prefer the Russian doughnut.

Usually there is at least 1 square left on the roll.

Take said square and poke your middle finger through the middle of the square.

Then very meticulously, because you've only got one shot at this, using your middle finger, rake the contents of your anal crevasse in one swipe.

Then take the TP and close it up around the dirty finger and wipe the butt mud off with the final square of TP.

 

There you have it.  The Russian Doughnut. 

[a_gumbel]

Omg cam needs to play better he can't hit open receivers, Luke is over rated gotta make more tackles behind the line of scrimmage damiere byrd was the best talent the panthers have.     

 

Amidoingitrite??

[Bourbarian]

I feel like using the hand is a bad choice. If you don't get it all, you can't go back. You can't use the second hand for obvious reasons.

The hand option is the go for broke, too rich for my blood option. 

[the butch]

A lot of new sign ups?

[Jangler]

OMG what a sh!tty thread.

[Murrican]

Isn't it SIGMA CHI ?? 

[JustLurking]

OP great advice!! can you play LT?

[motocross_cat]

This like a fraternity?

If so we need a hazing procedure.

Ill bring the funnel.