Best Panther quotes ever

[VipMattMan]

"Pressure will make a monkey eat a hot pepper. If a monkey is hungry and he's pressured to bring something and he sees a yellow thing up there that looks like a banana and he doesn't pay any attention to it, he thinks it's a banana and he takes it back to the little monkey tribe and they eat peppers. But when he goes up in that tree and he doesn't have any pressure, he knows a banana from a hot pepper."

- Brentson Buckner

[Punisher]

"Pressure will make a monkey eat a hot pepper. If a monkey is hungry and he's pressured to bring something and he sees a yellow thing up there that looks like a banana and he doesn't pay any attention to it, he thinks it's a banana and he takes it back to the little monkey tribe and they eat peppers. But when he goes up in that tree and he doesn't have any pressure, he knows a banana from a hot pepper."

- Brentson Buckner

Never heard that one.

[realstandman]

"I'd rather have Super Bowlers than Pro Bowlers"

John Fox 12-16-08 Sirus Radio

[JakeFlake]

"We have to ride this horse until the wheels fall off"

-Steve Smith, 2003

[PghPanther]

There's a new sheriff in town..............

remember what QB said that for the cats??

[charlottenian]

"The enemy of excellence is satisfaction"

-Ken Lucas 9/30/08

[JakeFlake]

"The other team practices too"

[bigskypanthersguy]

¨If you see this ugly-ass face, it means I scored.¨

[asian88]

"I feel great about the Pro Bowl, but the game before the Pro Bowl is the game you want to be playing in"

--Steve Smith

[The Link]

"I like to choke people"

-- Kevin Greene

[CatScratchFever]

There's a new sheriff in town..............

remember what QB said that for the cats??

Steve Beuerlein

[Ncstatefan]

"This year we are all in"

Amen

[Matt Foley]

"Guess that's why he's not on Page One."

-- Todd Steussie, when told of disparaging remarks espn.com Page Two columnist Bill Simmons made of the soon to be 1-15 Panthers.

[faultlessjoint]

¨If you see this ugly-ass face, it means I scored.¨

I agree this quote is classic. But i thought it was:

"When you see this face, it means I scored again!" I don't recall him saying "ugly-ass".